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The diaries of a self confessed dirty old man
The diaries of a self confessed dirty old man Dr D.V.Ants insights into,,, afternoon dating land now, as the worlds most foremost sexual<b> therapist </font></b>specializing in all kinds of kinks and perversions, and while carrying out reasearch for my latest groundbreaking thesis, i thought i would offer some insights into you lot along the way. heavens knows, some of you lot really do need time on my couch,,,!?! but in reading your profiles and interests, as i do, i got to wondering,,, cuckolding! hmm??? i just dont geddit! now, as a bloke im pretty open minded, well a bit of a dirty odl sod really, so im very open minded and willing to try most, err, i think, if its something you like and want to do? well at least once, maybe? but i must say, i have had my eyes firmly opened in my time on here as to what some people get up to. there's alot of things people do and i think Mmm? then there's some i wonder about or like the idea of, but actually doing it?? and then there is cuckolding!!! well not so much cuckolding, that is something totally different, and as always, each to their own. its more about the 'husbands who want to watch but not participate' that i wonder about. the act of shagging a wife while the husband discretely watches that gets me. i know there could be reasons of safety, or illness. but not everyone is like that. the thought of being watched like that. i dunno, maybe he could throw in a few pointers while watching "nah mate your doing it wrong, she prefers it like this, here!" i mean who likes to be watched while you work? thats when your bound to screw up, usually infront of the bosses. so while being watched when bumping dirties? even worse, you get down to buisness and he whips out the polaroid and goes all david bailly on you! there, thats one premature ejaculation caught on camera for posterity. oopps and another! but for arguements sake lets just say, you met, had drinks, gone to where ever your going to do the deed and everyones happy. the copulating couple start to get jiggy, the hubby settles down in an armchair reading the newspaper (if i do ever do this, make sure you take the sunday times plus all suppliments) anyway he settles listening to the moans n groans blah blah blah. the couple are really getting into each other now totally immersed in each other, having a fantastic last shag, the audience of one totally forgotten about, when,,, just at that key moment when one cums and the other fakes,,,, a voice pips up-,,, "err three down, queens pudding does a runner, d_s_r_er" no thanks, not for me. |
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