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Blogs > jjorje57 > Ancient Chinese Proverb

There were 3 elderly ladies(Cheesy joke)  

jjorje57 68M
288 posts
10/12/2015 3:13 pm

Last Read:
10/14/2015 4:46 pm
There were 3 elderly ladies(Cheesy joke)

3 ladies were on a coach trip to Wales, they stopped at a café in Llangollan, one of the ladies said to the waitress "can you tell me where we are and please say it slowly so that when I talk to my friends I pronounce it right"?

The waitress responded,

"Burr...Gerr.....Kinggg".

another.

What's the difference between a miser and an accountant?

a miser saves £1.50 by jogging home following a bus.

An accountant saves £10 by jogging home on the same route following a taxi.

finally,

I visited the Dr the other day, knocked the door, entered, and closed the door. When I turned around and sat down I saw he had a bulldog<b> clip </font></b>on his nose?
I said "Dr I'm suffering from flatulence".

He said "I'm ahead of you".

Mixedcpltx 55M/44F  
2785 posts
10/13/2015 12:54 am

 Lol!


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
10/12/2015 6:34 pm

 I know your Grandchildren must love you!!!!!!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


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