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TRIP TO THE E.R.  

Tallolderguy 75M
18 posts
10/28/2017 8:29 am
TRIP TO THE E.R.


So, two days ago, I went to the local E.R. after I got three nasty bee stings. I have gotten pretty significant localized reactions to them in past so I was just being safe.

While there, a woman from hospital registration came into my room and was asking me questions. She was sort of mumbling to herself at one point. She said something like, "...and I see you're still a male..."

Not being one to waste a comedic opportunity, I looked down and my crotch and said, "Well, two hours ago when I last looked, I was..."

Then I added, "If there is any change in that information between now and the time I leave here, I'll get back to you."

The registration lady laughed pretty hard.



LadyLuck2 67F  
9091 posts
10/28/2017 11:10 am

I completely empathize over the bee stings.I'm allergic and once got stung on the inside of my mouth during a tailgate party before a football game. It led to an interesting chain of events. Good comeback for the registration lady! She might have asked for proof!

Never ignore those who care for you
you will have lost diamonds
while you were collecting stones


Tallolderguy 75M
13 posts
11/2/2017 10:29 am

Hahahahaha!!!!


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