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Day One
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Day One So you've seen it in a thousand ads, heard it from a hundred kinks, or read it off the bathroom stall, but somehow you've ended up here, and cheers to that. Welcome to the community, but now what? Where will you go from here? Well, sorry to tell you bud but who you are and where you are is going to play a huge role in your experience. Now everyone comes to this site for the same general reason- to get attention from whatever gets them wet or hard. Easier said than done, especially for you straight fellas because despite having the best sausage to clam ratio in the swingers networking business, it seems there are still ten times as many guys as gals. So how do you get the attention of a potential mate? Now, I'm talking generally to everyone again. Your best first step is to fill out your fucking profile. Yes, that means you're going to have to remove your hands from your pants for a few minutes. If you just want to be a voyeur on the site, watch the exhibitionists play with themselves for your amusement, fine. But if you're looking to get involved with other people, they're going to want to know you a bit better. Don't just write anything, and you don't have to be kinky or perverse. You'll be much better off writing something honest and refined about yourself. You want the person who took the time to look at your profile to be interested in you. "Looking for hot sex with local singles" is not an appropriate introduction. Neither is "I'm open-minded, easy, and horny as fuck," unless you're a young<b> busty </font></b>woman in which case no one will likely even notice. Your second step should be to upload a decent picture of yourself. Now, take a look at the home page... I meant in another tab, lord have mercy! You probably can see one predominant kind of profile picture. That is, a close-up image of a cock, occasionally erupting with spunk. This is an example of something I would recommend NOT doing. Imagine, if you would, what the world would be like if every time you met a new person, the first thing they showed you was their flacid, hanging cock? Well, we might be more sexually secure, but we'd also be tired of all the flacid cock being shoved in our faces. Take a decent photo of yourself. You can show thigh if you want, or if you're really that keen on getting your private bits in that's fine, but include your face! or at least some detail as to who you actually are, because no one's going to recognize you by your penis or vagina... Unless that's your point, in which case you probably aren't ready for the swingers club. This is progress, friend. You now have an identity with which to be remembered. This is good, because you want people to know your presence amongst the faceless beings and flacid penors that inhabit this site. But the question remains- Where the FUCK do I get some FINE ASS around here? Well, that part's tricky. My recommendation to you is that you find a room with your state/country/language in Flash Chat, and introduce yourself to a few people. Mind you, etiquette will get you remembered and acknowledged whilst dogging the bodacious behinds of the beautiful babes will likely get you ignored, blocked, and otherwise rejected. I'm not saying use your small-talk skills, because if you start talking about the weather you're likely to get passed up anyway, but be thoughtful and courteous, and flirt gently. Example of flirting gently, "You've got a great body and the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen" Example of flirting roughly, "Girl, I want to stick my massive ego into your buttercup and cover you with the sweet nectar of my warm love." Are you thinking the second one? Probably. Should you say the second one? Only during foreplay. You may be better off addressing one or two people at a time. If they don't respond well to you, or at all, then move on to others in the chat. Try to make conversation, and remember to flirt gently. Everyone has something they want to talk about. Some of them want to talk about their (sex) life, others want to be complimented and appreciated, and still more just like to watch others struggle to find sexy love. You won't be able to get along with everyone, but don't take it personally. Find the two or three people who you hit it off with, and interact with them. Now, there's a lot of room for this advice to fall flat- no lies. I can't make you seem more attractive than you are, or be a better conversationalist, or be more interesting, but you can put yourself out there and find company. Now, you might be thinking, "but Aerozine, you're none of those things either. How do you meet people here?" you spiteful little . You could be attractive, conversational, interesting- OR you could turn on a cam and show some skin! Seriously, have you seen how many voyeurs are on this site?! With loving sarcasm, Aerozine |
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