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Blogs > DrAprilCumings > News From Outside the Asylum

What I'd really like to see... Is not your penis...  

DrAprilCumings 50M/48F
66 posts
2/18/2015 8:10 pm
What I'd really like to see... Is not your penis...

Hey, April here, I've been browsing around and I've noticed that the number one profile picture guys have is their penis. I'm not saying I don't like a good penis (or any penis), but is that really the way you want to put yourself out there? No I admit, there is a time and a place to haul it out, but maybe not by way of a greeting...
"Hello Mr. Bank Manager, I'm here for a loan, let me show you my penis"....

"Oh, hello Dean My Kidsabutt, I know Jimmy has been behaving badly, but here's my penis"...

"Hi sexy lady, you look great, here's my penis"...

So I guess I'm just saying, guys, take a look at the ladies profile pictures. How many vaginas do you see, versus, say legs, or butt, or face. In fact, how many ladies do you see showing off their penis? Oh.... Right... they don't have one, so maybe they want yours... Well, yes and no. Yes, they don't have one, and yes they might want yours, but no, it's probably not the feature you should throw out there to lead off with. A nice smile, or a twinkling eye, or even your hand holding your favorite beer or drink or food will tell someone a lot more about you than your penis.

So, from a woman who is looking, please take my advice and consider showing something that tells something about you, because if you're a guy, it's pretty much a given that you have a penis. You sitting on your favorite motorcycle, or boating, or SCUBA diving, or flying, or shooting, or taking pictures, or even hanging out naked at an orgy will tell more about you than your penis. Your penis only says one thing, it spits when it talks, and right after it talks it falls asleep, so REALLY, it's not the thing to lead off with.

If you think I'm missing the mark here let me know, but I can tell you that when I met Jon, the first thing I saw and liked was his eyes and his smile... And then his penis...


April

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