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Horny_Holly 43F
768 posts
4/13/2015 11:58 am
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Hiya holly. I'm new here and I'm an Irish guy passing thru Glasgow next week. I'm looking to meet up with a lovely Scottish woman for some NSA discreet fun. Would u be interested in meeting up? I'm a decent and respectful man. Hope to here from u. Take care x
11/4/2015 11:23 am

Me
Why don't you use your own pic instead of stealing one from the internet? So lame
11/4/2015 3:30 pm


to this...




I don't think I even have to add anything to this blog. The pics do really say it all in this case.

Have a wonderful week





"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


matt-battler 50M
199 posts
5/28/2015 1:41 pm

Wow, I see your new Irish Beau is rocking some Lonsdale pants - the clothing label traditionally worn by boxers . . . and like most boxers he is totally buff and has zero body fat I guess this is a bit like fat people who wear Superdry, which makes a big deal out of being measured in Japanese clothing sizes (i.e. rake thin) - an 'aspirational' clothing choice

I can't believe you passed up the opportunity, I guess you were severely ill or injured when he was passing through . . .


Horny_Holly replies on 6/10/2015 3:42 pm:
You need to get down to Specsavers, love

I don't aspire to look or dress like a rake. Shame on those who do. I could use them in my garden, though...I'd have the fanciest dressed rake in all of Scotland

I'll have you know I was taking my final brain surgery exam that day No need for me to make up false ill-health stories

PaisleyPolly 32F
120 posts
4/25/2015 5:47 pm

I bet the back matches the front!! What a loser lying like that!!

I wonder if it's stupidity or arrogance in thinking they won't be found out


Horny_Holly replies on 4/25/2015 6:18 pm:
Haha, I'm sure it does, Polly! But I won't be asking for proof

I imagine it would be the former

ChromeNation 40M

4/22/2015 11:56 pm

"Haha, to be fair, I was busting your chops just a little bit

But only because you know fine & well you do not look anything like the big fat liar"

well i guess i can always try.


ChromeNation 40M

4/22/2015 2:38 pm

"So you knew the answer to your question already, grasshopper"

possibly, i guess it doesn't even matter when it comes down to it.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/22/2015 4:16 pm:
Haha, to be fair, I was busting your chops just a little bit

But only because you know fine & well you do not look anything like the big fat liar

ChromeNation 40M

4/17/2015 12:49 am

"I don't know, I've never seen you

Go look in the mirror and let me know"

well i have a mirror pic/avatar photo.

and no i don't have a beer belly, goatee sometimes.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/19/2015 10:59 am:
So you knew the answer to your question already, grasshopper

desiringyouforme 43M
128 posts
4/15/2015 8:25 am

Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 4:28 pm:
I honestly thought he was American. He has the trademark goatee and beer belly of so many American men


hilarious!!

I actually thought they were some sort of cult, because they all look very very alike!!


Horny_Holly replies on 4/15/2015 8:49 am:
Hahaha, they do, don't they? It's very bizarre

bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
4/14/2015 1:51 pm

He's trying to tell you in the same message that he's decent and respectful AND Irish? That IS a stretch!

Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 4:28 pm:
I honestly thought he was American. He has the trademark goatee and beer belly of so many American men


I don't know who is worse


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 4:05 pm:
I do

bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
4/14/2015 1:50 pm

    Quoting  :

OMG that is too funny


ChromeNation 40M

4/14/2015 11:45 am

"I honestly thought he was American. He has the trademark goatee and beer belly of so many American men"

oh ouch I don't fit that profile do I?


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 4:00 pm:
I don't know, I've never seen you

Go look in the mirror and let me know

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/14/2015 10:40 am

Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 11:28 am:
"I honestly thought he was American. He has the trademark goatee and beer belly of so many American men"

Ouch! Uncle, uncle!

Become a member now and get a free tote bag.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 3:59 pm:
Haha

kittyliquor519 59M
2730 posts
4/13/2015 9:07 pm

LMAO, and lying got himmmmm????

And THEN he thought being honest would help

Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 8:27 am:
I blocked him after I told him to use his own picture. Maybe I shouldn't have, to see if he replied saying something like "How do ya like me now ", haha.

bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
4/13/2015 5:26 pm

OMG LOL

Come on Holly, it's not like you can tell the difference!! Six pack versus beer belly, young fit body versus middle age spread/beer belly and moobs, chiseled face versus goatee to hide double chin. And you turned him down? What were you thinking


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 5:54 am:
Hahaha, maybe he thought because I'm blonde I wouldn't notice

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 4:38 pm

He's trying to tell you in the same message that he's decent and respectful AND Irish? That IS a stretch!

Become a member now and get a free tote bag.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 8:28 am:
I honestly thought he was American. He has the trademark goatee and beer belly of so many American men

matt28win 39M

4/13/2015 4:31 pm

I must be using an outdated dictionary. For some reason, neither "decent" nor "respectful" are defined as "lying pile of guano.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/14/2015 5:55 am:
I don't think he uses a dictionary given that he doesn't know the difference between "hear" and "here". He really doesn't have much going for him

MrEman6976 47M
1164 posts
4/13/2015 3:11 pm

I can't believe he stole my 3 photos!! The b*****d!

I'm hardly ever surprised by things I see on here these days. What's surprising in this case is that he contacted someone!


Horny_Holly replies on 4/13/2015 3:34 pm:
Hahaha, I'm sure he'll steal more soon!

I know! Wth is up with that?

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
4/13/2015 1:36 pm

But...

He gets more views with the fake photo (apparently women lie too, they are "visual"...).

And on this site views equal privilege.

Something many women take for granted.

Middle aged men are ten a penny on this site - we all have to do something to get noticed. Join groups, post fake photos, pretend to be couples, even pretend to be single women (and plenty of couples do that too).

And some of us resort to posting contrary comments on attractive young ladies' blogs


Horny_Holly replies on 4/13/2015 3:11 pm:
No, no, no no buts!

If he was only doing it for the views and site privileges, fine, have at it. But to ask someone to meet him? Really? Does he think women won't notice he's not the guy in the pic? Does he think a normal woman (yes, there are some of us left) wouldn't get proof of who he is, etc, before meeting? Not that it would ever get to that stage while using that pic. No one with an ounce of common sense believes that pic is him.

Finally...I refuse to believe that any man on this site would do something as desperate as post comments on young ladies' blogs, contrary or otherwise, just to get noticed (or points)


desiringyouforme 43M
128 posts
4/13/2015 12:55 pm

What a tool Who would be stupid enough to believe that wasn't a fake and as already mentioned, you might have noticed it wasn't him if you had met? Lying fat idiot


Horny_Holly replies on 4/13/2015 2:53 pm:
Haha, I know. Someone had already commented that his pic was a fake, and some other poor sap fawned over him. How can you not realise that's not him

ChromeNation 40M

4/13/2015 12:23 pm

I don't see the point of using other people's photos.

how are you suppose to feel good if someone compliments that photo and it isn't you?

strange.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/13/2015 12:35 pm:
I guess it's more about the attention they'll receive? They don't care that it's not for or about them, it's attention of some sort so they'll take it. It's all very odd.

__Pauline__ 38F
42 posts
4/13/2015 12:23 pm

That's a diet plan we all want to be on

What a dumbass.


Horny_Holly replies on 4/13/2015 12:33 pm:
Haha, I'll say!


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