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Things to do in public toilets:  

JimNiceButDim 47M  
30 posts
9/4/2015 2:30 am
Things to do in public toilets:
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''

3. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before.''

4 ''Damn, this water is cold.''

5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a shoe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

6. ''Now how did that get there?''

7. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''

8. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say,' Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

10. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

11. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''

12. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

13. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

14. Before you unroll toilet paper, lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

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