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Shit and Drag Queens
Shit and Drag Queens It's been quite the week, filled with all sorts of things impacting my dull life. I didn't feel as though any of these topics deserved their own entry, so here's the omnibus update. Buckle up, buttercup. The job interviewing process has become manic, with what should have been five interviews this past week (I feel like one of the popular girls!). Most companies aren't bothering with phone interviews anymore, preferring to go right to video calls for first and second rounds. I've worn the same dress shirt for at least four interviews, at this point. I'm only wearing it for an hour at a time, so it's not as though it gets dirty or wrinkled. It goes without saying I also wear shorts for these interviews. I'd be lying if I said I miss in person interviews. For those who've never been on one in another city, it's not much fun. Get up at O Dark Thirty, rush to the airport, pray flights are on time, arrive at destination, rent car, head to interview, try to push the stress and fatigue out of your system and appear vibrant and on the ball for an hour. Rush to catch your return flight, land at midnight. Try to remember what you said on your interview. My favorite one of these was when I flew to Chicago in front of a heavy snow storm. Flights were being cancelled all over the place. I wound up flying into Baltimore, staying the night, then driving to Richmond in the storm. Next up is something that if it was a dessert, would be called Masochist's Delight. Changing the furnace filter required a trip down a hallway I never visit and during that exercise, I discovered that my does have some separation anxiety, illustrated by the half dozen piles of what was loose shit. By the time I discovered the little brown piles of joy, they were becoming fossilized and approaching diamond hardness. I'll spare you the details of the required cleanup effort, but it probably goes without saying a good time was not had by all. My clothes washer decided to demonstrate its ability to sustain water flow and flooded my laundry room. It demonstrated its displeasure with my ceasing that activity by not working since. I'm fairly sure it's the water pressure / level sensor and have a replacement arriving next week. In the meantime, I'm reprising my college student role, by taking laundry to my parents. The battery on the Caddy SUV I appropriated from my parents has passed into the great lead acid beyond and from what I've read on the internet, there's a fifty fifty chance a trip to the dealer will be required for a memory re-flash. Yet another reason I'll never buy American again. On the positive side, I quit smoking a week ago and haven't killed anyone (yet). Yes, I'm an intelligent individual and yes, I know it's bad for me, but it was one of the few things that gave me a modicum of pleasure. Ultimately, I had to face the fact that I wasn't thirty anymore and couldn't grab a smoke, then jump into a vigorous workout. It was finally catching up to me and I found myself lacking energy and occasionally becoming winded when I shouldn't have. Since quitting, my workouts have been infinitely more productive and I'm quickly losing the weight I gained during the parental Florida incident. Stress, ice cream, and no place to work out will pack on the pounds. I'll finish with something scandalous. Tomorrow, I'm going to Sephora and buying makeup for myself. No, I'm not joining a drag queen show, even though I have the time. For the aforementioned video interviews, I've set the stage quite well, I think. I've got the right stuff in the background and an inexpensive set of photo studio lights to help minimize the effects of aging. Unfortunately, I have a very fair complexion and the lights wash me out and make me look like a member of the undead. I'd read that a large number of men were using makeup to optimize their appearance on video conferences and it seems I'll be one of them. What do you think? Vanity, craziness, or solid marketing? |
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In prehistoric times, there were giant wombats, the size of a rhinoceros.
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Wow... That's a crazy, busy time. I made a couple of boiled eggs today and binge watched a show I like, while cleaning up the house. It was one of those peaceful days and the warm weather lulled me into a calm, and comfortable apathy. Yep... 😎❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm distraught! Life will simply never be the same. I was soo looking forward to more interesting animal facts and tidbits, and.... nothing. Zilch. Nada. When you go to Sephora, have them do a make-over for you. lol Let us know how it goes. Oh, I hope your interviews go well!
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I'm curious to hear what products they recommend for you.... I turn my camera off whenever possible for my zoom meetings at work, I hate the way I look. I tend to either look bored or pissed off.
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Welcome Everyone, too the so called , " New Normal " !!
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7/2/2021 7:05 am |
In prehistoric times, there were giant wombats, the size of a rhinoceros.
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Not sure why, but I found this post thoroughly entertaining. I have a friend that grew up big into the Little House on the Prairie books and used to always make jokes referencing "a good time was hand by all" which I guess appears often in the books. Your story of the fossilized dog crap cleanup made me literally laugh out loud. Your lucky to still have parents to go do laundry at their place and borrow their car (even with the dead battery). Been a long time since I have had that sort of safety net. I have never had the pleasure of traveling more than a 30 min drive for a job interview. Have lived my whole adult life in central Missouri and never wanted to leave so it was either JC or Como. Good luck with the makeover - I am not much for makeup myself, but thankfully don't have to do too many video meetings. I don't even have a good light. But understand the value for you to feel/look your best when trying to land a big wig job.
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New2Midlo replies on 7/2/2021 8:50 am: What, wombats the size of rhinos aren't good enough for you??? Am I suddenly here for your entertainment, like a 21st century Marlin Perkins? When I read this post, there were no comments showing, whether yours or any others and certainly not the one about prehistoric wombats.
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