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Yeah, that Dowry.
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Yeah, that Dowry. I just need to spend more time in my car listening to the radio; I just spend too much time listing to music I brought with me. Why you may wonder? It’s simple; if you like blogging about random sex stuff, the radio is the ultimate muse. So I’m driving yesterday, listening to the radio, and they are running a contest for the best pickup lines. I’m thinking ok this could be interesting, it may give me something to blog about. A few songs later the hosts are back on again with a plug, “keep texting in your pickup lines, and our esteemed panel of judges will choose the winner”. The hosts are chuckling, and commenting on the quality and quantity of the lines, but they don’t read any. A few songs later, my jaw drops when they start giving the details. Here is the thing, it’s not the pickup lines that drop’s my jaw, (they didn’t read a single one), it’s the story behind the contest that did it.  A Billionaire father has offered up a multi-million dollar reward to the man who can “turn” his lesbian .  Before I get into all the stuff that immediately went racing through my mind at light speed, I did jump on the net this morning to confirm, and it’s all legit. $65,000,000 legit, the original offer; yesterday he upped his game, the bounty is now $120,000,000 The woman is highly educated, a committed lesbian, who apparently is already married to the love of her life. For any would-be male suitors, looking to demonstrate your Lothario game, proof of your sexual prowess, to move<b> mountains </font></b>and change minds is required. You must marry the lady, and sire . That’s right stud, you must live up to the dictionary definition for “stud”.  Ok, you have pushed your jaw back in place; it gets better. The is not pissed! She is quoted as saying, “At first I was entertained by it, and then that entertainment turned into the realization and conviction that I am a really lucky girl to have such a loving daddy, because it’s really sweet of him to do something like this as an expression of his fatherly love.”  As you would guess… we’re not done yet. Of course there is more. Daddy dearest, claims he has mad game. Oh yeah! He apparently boasts he has bedded as many as 1000 women! So it all comes together nicely doesn’t it? When I read that part, I just immediately thought, sub 3 minute brother.  I just had to go there.  My mind can just conjure up a million and 1 devious angles and plans, but the whole thing is just too fuck up for one man (me) to run with it, so I’m asking for your help blogland; please. A present if you will. I want your comments badly, and I want you to this post hard. I’m going to hide the comments, for say… 4 days, so we don’t influence each other’s thinking; then do a big reveal. So, let me drop a few suggestion for your musing: meddling in your grow ass ’s affairs; anti-lesbian / gay prejudice; straight up pimping; dowries; marriage concepts; acceptance; carrying on the lineage; money; power; Wilt Chamberlain status… or run in your own direction. Pic the slant you want, serious, funny or both, and run hard with it. Cue Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. Find pleasure in giving pleasure |
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I'm still perplexed as to what would an appropriate way to handle daddy dearest. A big part of me just wants to wish unspeakable medieval type fixes for him. But how do you fix a backwards, self-centered fool who obviously, has more money than brains, love and compassion, who feels his daughter is damaged goods that he needs to fix, and announces his view point to the whole world. His backwards view point is one thing, to go public with it is another. To basically treat your daughter like she is less than chattel, pedal her like a peddler in human flesh is another, but then after your first scheme fails, to follow-up and up the anti.  May he suffer a faith worse than what he is putting his daughter through.  Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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