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Another Roast (or Sometimes I Just Can't Help Myself...)  

rm_debluvz2fck 55F
232 posts
11/13/2014 3:54 am
Another Roast (or Sometimes I Just Can't Help Myself...)


Who can resist a blog posting entitled, “Wow!!” I was drawn in. What followed was the closest the blogger could come to wit.

Been on this site for a number of years and up to 201 profile views and only 2 hookups. Is that the average for us males on here? Maybe I need to change my tactics.

Anyone who has read a couple of my blog postings will know that the response wasn't going to be sweet (“Aw, you poor man! The Red Sea didn't part for you here? Let me give you some helpful advice.” Not about to be something my fingers could allow my mind to put in a response, to be certain.) What came directly to mind follows.

“Your thoughts on the correlation between profile views and sexual encounters is typical for men on this site, to be certain. So is your lack of understanding that the women here can and will expect more than for you to post a profile and wait for the sexual partners to show up at your doorstep. Are men really that dense?

“The secret: make an effort, and don't expect women to fall into your lap from the sky. “

But I didn't want to make a snap judgment. I ventured forth to reading the profile in question to see if he went into great detail about what he was looking for and what wonders he had to offer the women who chose to give him a chance.

His profile:
I've reached the point where simple, uncomplicated sex is all I need and all I want. I want to find a friend who's also friendly on a physical level. Commitment-wise, I just want a secret no-strings fling that gives us both what we're missing. I like to meet new playmates for uncomplicated fun. I'm not changing my life, I'm just trying to make it more interesting. I look forward to screwing your brains out. If you contact me bear in mind that I'm just looking for a fuck buddy, not a soulmate.

And his ideal person:
A sexy ass female that wants to have as much sex as possible.

I have previously established that there are men out there who are attractive enough that they will get the attention of women regardless of how arrogant, egotistical, and pathetic they are otherwise. Those would be incredibly attractive men with sculpted abs and immaculate proportions. What presented itself in the picture provided with the profile I have adeptly copied and pasted here was the torso of a man who could have been using meth or living on the streets for years. I imagine the latter would have better muscle definition, though, so I lean more heavily towards the meth user. But, it appears, two women have gone for just that in the last couple of years. To each their own.

But where I come across as hypocritical (to be certain, I'm not the feminine ideal... I haven't missed a meal in years), I mean only to be honest in my evaluation. The men outnumber the women here by large margins. The women can be selective and often state most emphatically that they don't want to become involved with men in other relationships. Sex without guilt is a wonderful thing, to be certain, but knowing that you are taking time away from someone's wife and family is a reasonable reason to avoid the scenario. Guilty feelings in that situation could kill the motivation behind even the most erotic encounters. The candidate for today's roast posts himself as attached.

And then there is the living in South Carolina, near the state's capital. Not near a major metropolitan area, his odds are much lower than the average male on the site anyway. Even with more men in the area, the chances are better for meeting someone in a larger metropolitan area just because people seldom find life-long partners with their first meetings if ever. But if there are a total of one thousand women in your area, and nine hundred of them don't have an interest in men who are attached or married, eighty of the rest are looking for men under thirty (the roast candidate was around 40), eighteen are looking for a man in great shape, and the remaining two were disappointed by your personality and performance, you're really out of luck.

Just saying.

xSativaMaximuSx 51F
420 posts
11/13/2014 8:26 pm

sounds like he built the first part of his profile the same way i did...using the profile editor and checking the boxes for what we want it to say.
easiest.fucking.profile.ever.

**Mil Besitos**
xSativaMaximuSx


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