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Blogs > rm_debluvz2fck > Another Whisper In The Dark

Methods of Feline Torture, Pt. 2 (or They Really Must Hate Cats)  

rm_debluvz2fck 55F
232 posts
8/31/2014 11:55 am
Methods of Feline Torture, Pt. 2 (or They Really Must Hate Cats)
Of course the knight<b> rider </font></b>wasn't the only cat costume the major retailer advertised online. It was the only one that I felt compelled to address individually. For everyone's edification and amusement, I offer the other cats who have likely committed matricide and/or patricide with their respective mommies and daddies at the time of this posting.

Erik the Red
Every cat has that Viking mentality, the soundtrack to their lives being the Flight of the Valkyries. What they don't have is any desire to go all D&D and act any of that out. This particular Erik probably let out a blood curdling yell before slaughtering his family.

Look at the picture. Tell me you think otherwise.

(I named it, "If I see this on the Internet.")

A Fish Called Inky
Again, cats love fish. Thoughts of fish dance through their heads as they sleep at night before Christmas comes the following morning. Or maybe that is only the Christian cats... who knows? Anyway, they are obsessed with the things they consider to be tasty meals. Putting a cat into a mermaid costume? Oh, so you didn't want that hand after all? Or the vase. Or your sanity as Inky sprays all over your home and knocks anything over that isn't secured after drawing first blood.

Who woulda thunk it?

(This was named, "Dress me up like a fish... you will pay.")

These two fellow conspirators in retaliation and our be-knighted friend will get off on the emotional abuse side of it. Living through such an atrocity would make anyone snap.

rm_Joe23278 46M
Ask me for a photo
85 posts
9/1/2014 5:00 pm

 Poor cats, dogs will at least tolerate a crazy outfit being put on them.

I'm a cat person and believe cats are happiest sans outfits.


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
9/4/2014 5:59 am

 I think the ONLY reason to get one of these outfits is to watch the look on your cat's face as he plans your ultimate demise.

I've had enough problems trying to get a cat to swallow a pill much less trying to get Muffin Top into a Tinker Bell outfit,


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