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Blogs > rm_debluvz2fck > Another Whisper In The Dark

A Cup of Coffee (or Novel Ideas)  

rm_debluvz2fck 55F
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6/6/2014 5:19 pm
A Cup of Coffee (or Novel Ideas)

My opinion isn't worth much, it won't buy you a cup of coffee, but I share it freely. Heck, I'll brew a pot of coffee, and we can go over how many moronic come up in a day or my brilliant idea on how something could be improved.

Today's opinions are two-fold. One opinion on how something could be improved, and an ingenious invention idea. Let's see if anyone agrees with the validity of either.

First, the idea for improvement. Marijuana for cows. Whether they are raised specifically to be slaughtered or milked and then slaughtered, being stoned all of the time would improve their lives. Throw in the added bonus of those ultra conservative morons (Limbug and such) finally having their rough edges shaved down when they indulge in steaks, who wouldn't say it was a good idea. The cows would eat more and bulk up, with perpetual cases of the munchies. They wouldn't get upset over realizing they were about to be slaughtered as we've all heard cows do in the most humane processes because they would be clueless from years of Marijuana use. And it is more natural than any growth hormone out there.

The second idea is more likely to come to fruition, though I would equally argue for the first... pet doors that can be installed to replace window panes that could be locked to where they only open when triggered by smoke detectors. This one I would argue is a brilliant adaptation for my pet door that could be slotted into the window pane. Apartment dwellers could know that their animals could possibly get out safely if there was a fire in their home while they were out. People renting homes could install the doors for emergencies or to allow their<b> pets </font></b>to go outside generally. Not a terrible idea, and certainly practical. Perhaps your window repair guy would need to install it and replace the glass pane when you move out, but it would give you great options for fuzzy happiness.

Maybe between the ideas, I could get that cup of coffee?

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