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Heard a good one lately? OK – time for some fun. Things are getting a bit dull on Polyamory Date as of late. Don’t know if it’s related to the change in seasons or just a change in me. We’ll see………Oops, almost forgot the lotion reference: Um...OK....What do you call an empty bottle of lotion? Friction burn!.....ouch that smarts.    1. A traveling salesman’s car breaks down on an old country road and it was getting dark. He spied a small farmhouse with the farmer standing outside. He asked the farmer if he could spend the night as the tow truck couldn't get his car until morning. The farmer studied him then slowly replied “It’s a small house, no extra bedrooms so you would have to sleep with my .” The salesman’s eyes widened and he exclaimed “Oh crap, I’m in the wrong joke!” 2. A woman joins a convent and remains true to her vows of chastity and silence for 5 years. The Mother Superior invites her into her office and states “It is time for your 5 year review. You may speak freely.” The nun says “Hard beds.” The Mother Superior replies “It has been awhile since we've had new mattresses, I will see what I can do.” The nun leaves. Five (5) years later Mother Superior again invites the nun into her office and states “It’s time for your 5 year review, you may speak freely.” The nun says “cold food” to which the Mother Superior replies “Perhaps we can start having more warm meals, at least during the cold months.” The nun leaves. Five (5) years later the Mother Superior once again calls the nun into her office and states “Well, you have been with us now for fifteen years, is there anything you would like to say?” The nun levels her gaze at the Mother Superior and says “I can’t take it anymore and I think I should leave.” To which the Mother Superior replied “Perhaps that’s best, all you've done is complain since you got here.” 3. What’s brown and sticky? A stick I’m not sorry, I love that joke.Let’s break up the routine. Post a few of your own – they don’t all have to be gems. Here's hoping your basket is empty Basket Theory and your algebra skills are improving Algebra is Like Sex  |
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ok both are good post for a laugh here.. hugs V Question 3 the answer is a Stick.. hugs a great day! HNW Happy Halloween Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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