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ððŧðē Good fun /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV. A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here." He begins to have sex with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it. At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited. He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!" One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?" ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any mil" His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" |
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Lol thanks for sharing and making me smile.
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Those are good ones, Pal. A young couple were dismayed when their baby boy was born without eyelids. The doctor reassured them that a simple surgery would fix the problem. "We will make new eyelids using your son's foreskin. The only side effect is that he will end up being a little cockeyed." Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Some great jokes this morning thanks for the laughs.. I hope your day keeps you laughing too..
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Good stuff! I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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Lol ty for brightening my day hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lol thanks for sharing and making me smile.
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Those are good ones, Pal. A young couple were dismayed when their baby boy was born without eyelids. The doctor reassured them that a simple surgery would fix the problem. "We will make new eyelids using your son's foreskin. The only side effect is that he will end up being a little cockeyed."
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Some great jokes this morning thanks for the laughs.. I hope your day keeps you laughing too..
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I smile when you smile
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Good stuff!
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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Lol ty for brightening my day hugs V
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