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+++ Police funnies  A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his got married that morning, and that he drank<b> champagne </font></b>and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed. He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with a bit of humour, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving…on the other side?"          |
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Female Police Officer: "Anything you say can or will be held against you." Me: "Tits." Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar? A: SHE RIFF
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I SO hope the Louisiana State Trooper one is a true story! Thanks for the laughs. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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good jokes! the gal in Louisiana had the correct line
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Lol... Pal, these are a riot, I don't know where you get them.  [image]
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Female Police Officer: "Anything you say can or will be held against you." Me: "Tits." Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar? A: SHE RIFF [image]
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I SO hope the Louisiana State Trooper one is a true story! Thanks for the laughs. [image]
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good jokes! the gal in Louisiana had the correct line [image]
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yes a sense of humor with respect can get you far! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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yes a sense of humor with respect can get you far! [image]
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 Very good.  [image]
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I adore the styling of those SMART cars... If I had the money, I would seriously consider buying one. ps: I love the caption accompanying it. . I am staying away from the "SMART" cars. Much too dangerous in traffic and if they are the electrics, the batteries will cost much more than the car to replace and there has been little though done to dispose of the batteries. But they seem to be a thing of the future
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Very good. [image] [image]
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too funny Pal hugssssssssssss V ty for sharing! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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too funny Pal hugssssssssssss V ty for sharing! [image]
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Pal, True story here, I had this older friend who was a patron in the bar I used to work at. He was going to the one the bases up in northern California one day when a cop pulled him over. The cop walks up to his car and says you know you were speeding right, my friend says well no officer. The cop says if you can tell me a good reason why you were speeding I will let you go. My friend says to the cop well the sign said RIPON so I ripped on..the cop looked at my friend and started busting up laughing and told my friend to have a good day and let him go. It was so funny because that was the sign in the town he had just passed..Thanks for sharing this today. I hope you have a wonderful day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Thanks for the laughs today. Being a 'car' guy, I especially liked the first one. Too funny. Cheers.
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Pal, True story here, I had this older friend who was a patron in the bar I used to work at. He was going to the one the bases up in northern California one day when a cop pulled him over. The cop walks up to his car and says you know you were speeding right, my friend says well no officer. The cop says if you can tell me a good reason why you were speeding I will let you go. My friend says to the cop well the sign said RIPON so I ripped on..the cop looked at my friend and started busting up laughing and told my friend to have a good day and let him go. It was so funny because that was the sign in the town he had just passed..Thanks for sharing this today. I hope you have a wonderful day..
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Thanks for the laughs today. Being a 'car' guy, I especially liked the first one. Too funny. Cheers.
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Pal these were all great, but I especially liked the Cheech and Chong one.
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