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Blogs > missingu2012 > LIFE is for Living and Loving

Things that make you go Hmmmm  

missingu2012 74M
1350 posts
4/8/2015 7:50 pm
Things that make you go Hmmmm
A few Signs I found walking around one day.


Shall we meet for coffee and lunch?
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I can hear the conversation now!
Hubby: "Honey, I'll be stopping at The Alley for a Blow Job before I come home"
Spouse: "That's OK. My lawyer will meet you at the front door when you get here."
By the way,
A Slippery Nipple is the same.
An Orgasm , well, that's a bit more!
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Personally, I like my Kinky Stuff when its "pink",
you know, knobs, nips, lips.....
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And now for some public service info :

Recipe for Blow job

1/4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur

Pour liqueurs into a shot glass and top with whipped cream. Have an individual place their hands behind their back, then; pick-up the filled shot glass with their mouth, tilt head back, and drink

Recipe for Slippery Nipple

½ shot of White Sambuca
½ shot of Baileys
Pour the Sambuca into a conical shot glass, then carefully and slowly pour the Baileys down the side of the glass so that the two liquids do not mix and the Baileys floats atop the Sambuca. It takes a knack to do this. The Baileys can also be poured over an upside-down spoon to get it to float. Some recipes call for placing a cherry (the "nipple") in the bottom of the shot glass.

Recipe for Multiple Orgasms

Orgasm recipe
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz vodka
1 oz light cream

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.

Screaming Orgasm recipe
1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

Pour first vodka, then Bailey's, then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir. 

Caution: use only high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey's to curdle. Test your brand of vodka by mixing 1 Tsp each of vodka and Bailey's first

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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
4/8/2015 8:30 pm

 The Naked Cafe seems like the perfect place for a first time meet with someone from this site.
Thoughts from the Garden...


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
4/8/2015 8:58 pm

 Screaming orgasms are the best. Wait...you are talking about sex, right?
Swim...Bike...Done


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
4/9/2015 1:06 pm

 See those orgasm recipes....forget it....I'd be out cold if I drank one of them!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


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