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Why do I watch PORN?
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Why do I watch PORN? Yup I am watching PORN and I am not ashamed of letting others know. Why? Well, perhaps lack of ladies around. Let's get the statistics right. Of course with a natural population, in Singapore, the population is balanced at 50:50 male to female. But that is on the peripheral. Let's dwell deeper into the numbers. About 20:80 ratio is the population of tertiary educated population meaning, there is one eligible guy to 4 gals. We all know that most ladies marry upward socially and economically thus 4 gals are going after 1 available or unavailable guy. Reaching pHD levels, the ratio is even worse. So if you had most gals going for the pHDs, some would even go for coveted and tried and tested married guys. Nothing wrong as they are more established answer have all learned at work that if we offer a greener pasture on the other side of the field, it is the cow that decides if it is worth it. This is perfectly legitimate from our years of acceptance in MNCS poaching trained and skilled staff from one company to another. So it is nothing to shout about. Even our PM has highlighted the need to ensure Mobility and being always eligible for better positions to enhance our status is the pursuit of happiness. So where does that leave us blue collar workers, the ones who needed to use the blue bar soap to scrub away the yellow stains on our collar and staining them blue instead, thus how "blue collar" term came about. White collar means they do not need to sweat so much so they don not need to wash their collars and therefore rain white. So we blue collared guys are now 100: 1 to search for our Lady Luck. But then, when are we are in here, the ratio actually goes up to 300:1 male to lady ratio. But that is not all. We had assumed all those in the ladies profile are actually females but you know the real truth is that more than 75% of those profiles are guys impersonating as a female for god knows what reason. This means we have upped the ratio to 500 guys to 1 real gal. But that is not that bad until you realize that most of those in the couple prolife are guys only with their partners suddenly being overseas for the next 2 years or the female suddenly developing long term mensus or that the women are ... well... just aren't around. So the ratio goes up even higher to 700:1 but that is not all. Most of the ladies are looking for only Caucasians and they are bi and only seeking threesome play of FMF thus soaking up any spare seeking females. The statistics goes up even higher to 1000:1 males to available females. Now, 1000:1 odds is not that bad because it is more favorable to gambling at TOTO or Lottery. And thus the mad rush to subscribe $$$ membership and send out insane desperate emails to unimpressed females akin to writing a bad resume with no understanding of what the company is looking for. Sigh. And I have within me a backed up testosterone reservoir and it is really uncomfortable. Just like ladies in their late 30s realizing the uncontrollable urges that drives them to take all risk of manner. So here I am, realizing the odds are stacked against us blue collars. So what are the options? 1) Have an up and close personal attention from Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters? 2) Wait for my regular desperate married housewives to call for extra urgent services but it is not likely as this is when the whole family is back at home so no more urgent repairs for now during public holidays? 3) go to the<b> library </font></b>and try some new pick up line. That was how I started PORN, literally. I was reading ummm more of perceiving graphic novels involving appreciating assets and liquidation down under and about merger acquisition. I was looking at the magazine rack of a private stash in the general practitioner's clinic and this is what I read when I was much younger and how I have become an avid reader and movie aficionado.  Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore. |
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Same goes for a lot of women...I try to stay away from it, as it makes me feel more lonelier than I already am   WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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i see there is nothing wrong in watching Porn......
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