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Do you have your N95?
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Do you have your N95? Two weeks back, someone ran up to me and asked me if I have an N95? I was taken aback. How did she know I had an N95? Yes, if you still remember, in the early 2005, Nokia had the best flagship Internet camera phone in the world. The famous N95. If you slide it one side, it revealed the numeric keyboard to dial your phone calls and with multiple pressing of the same key, we got to tap out our SMS / text messages at record speed. And if you slide the top of the phone the other way, it would reveal the play, rewind, forward and pause/stop buttons of your Nokia music, the loudest speaker phone you'd get then. Plus strong vibrations, the most important feature the ladies look for in a mobile gadget. (So that it would vibrate strongly and be felt even when it is in the handbag) - those were days before the iPhones and Samsung Galaxy's. The Nokia maps were fantastic and didn't need to be tethered to the Internet to find your way around. But no, she is way too young to know what a Nokia N95 is or was. And I can't remember where I stashed my old N95 away either. Yes. She was referring to the N95 haze mask. The face mask that filters off 95% of the dust particles. You see, Singapore and part of Southern Peninsula Malaysia were blanketed by the thick smoke blowing in from Indonesia's island of Sumatra. And yes, this is a insidious way of importing Indonesia's smoke into Singapore, and although even a tourist caught bringing in one lousy cigarette stick (not even an opened cigarette box) into Singapore without paying taxes, he would be penalized with hefty fines and jail terms, the authorities were unable to impose taxation on all residents in Singapore despite inhaling free Indonesian smokes. So, the non-smokers were choking, inhaling this free smell (Indonesia may have had employed the marketing genius of Famous Amos to market their smokes) while the smokers had a sudden expansion of the smoking zone to 25km x 50km size. And the pharmacies, hospitals and supermarkets quickly ran out of N95 inventory. Thus the reason why she pleaded for N95. So I reasoned with her that she ought to follow the Japanese (health conscious people) who used a different face mask.  I guess that's where we got the Masked Rider from. And it also explained how the Man of Steel lost his red thong to the Amazing Spider-Man. Of course, I also suggested to her that she could easily make a lucrative business in selling her used panties online too. (For health and Wellness - hormone infused) Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore. |
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Well, you could have taken the challenge and turned it on by calling the phone with another phone. The strong vibrations would be so irresistible. Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore.
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Well, you could push him down and piss on him and say it is squirt. He being so fearful of the Nokia N95 getting wet and thus spoiled will bring it out to dry it, thus catching him red handed and pissed. Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore.
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