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Blogs > mstrunvrsgdrkck3 > <AldoLonelyMudslide

All my friends in a low rider  

mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
164 posts
5/18/2012 8:32 pm
All my friends in a low rider

I cruise and the ladies ooze
That's right jealous bitches. Mom got me these wheels in 1977 when I was twenty. I've been the talk of my hometown ever since.
It's got an eight track with one speaker and am/fm.
The seat are custom for my fat ass. It's got GPS in case I get lost or stray to far from home. Just wait until I show you all, especially Kelly and Jay, my suped up big wheel.


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#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT
rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
5/18/2012 9:26 pm

 that's great
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/19/2012 2:22 am

 Damn Aldo, Since you claim your coming to Kansas to kick my ass, is THAT the ride I should expect to pull up in my drive way?
Ya better hope i dont run out and kick the tires, cause if i do your fat ass and your car may go flying aross town


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 10:51 am

 It is.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 10:52 am
    Quoting  :
You should here the eight track!
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 10:54 am
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    Damn Aldo, Since you claim your coming to Kansas to kick my ass, is THAT the ride I should expect to pull up in my drive way?
    Ya better hope i dont run out and kick the tires, cause if i do your fat ass and your car may go flying aross town
Since you brought up my travel itinerary it shows you are concerned of my special garage karate skills.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/19/2012 5:12 pm

 Speaking of your mode of transportation, Aldo ....
ya should have mommy take the lawn mower engine out of the back of your ride, and have peddles put in, that way you might get some exercise other than playing ninja in the garage and ya might loose some of that fat gut, but your gonna need to toss out all those twinkies we know you have stashed in your "van"


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/19/2012 5:16 pm

 LOL! oh yeah, does your ride have all the "gadgets and Gizmo's" like your dumbass rental car??? and wheres the satellite radio??????
I see the sun roof, but I cant see where you would have that beastisaurus sit???


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 6:40 pm
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    Speaking of your mode of transportation, Aldo ....
    ya should have mommy take the lawn mower engine out of the back of your ride, and have peddles put in, that way you might get some exercise other than playing ninja in the garage and ya might loose some of that fat gut, but your gonna need to toss out all those twinkies we know you have stashed in your "van"
Shut it! It goes really fast!
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 6:42 pm
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    LOL! oh yeah, does your ride have all the "gadgets and Gizmo's" like your dumbass rental car??? and wheres the satellite radio??????
    I see the sun roof, but I cant see where you would have that beastisaurus sit???
Your derogatory comments about my sis...girlfriend Barbrasaurus won't be tolerated. One more and you'll be banned. Jealous loser Kelly.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/19/2012 8:58 pm

 well WHICH is it?? Sis? Girlfriend? or Barbrasaurus ???


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/19/2012 9:16 pm

 Don't forget Aldo, before you log out tonight, make sure you Blame Jays Fiance for SOMETHING, ... it can be anything, yanno...Blame E for world hunger, then stack your twinkies next to your bed, get the box of wine set up on the bedside closet table, get your teddy bear with the worn out asshole ready for beddy bye and kiss mommy and don't forget to let Barb off her chain so she can chase cats in the neighborhood...


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 9:50 pm
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    well WHICH is it?? Sis? Girlfriend? or Barbrasaurus ???
All of the above. And as if it's any of you business.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/19/2012 9:51 pm
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    Don't forget Aldo, before you log out tonight, make sure you Blame Jays Fiance for SOMETHING, ... it can be anything, yanno...Blame E for world hunger, then stack your twinkies next to your bed, get the box of wine set up on the bedside closet table, get your teddy bear with the worn out asshole ready for beddy bye and kiss mommy and don't forget to let Barb off her chain so she can chase cats in the neighborhood...
Kelly you're a loser. I dont have a teddybear.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/20/2012 2:53 pm

 Aldo, Your tellin LIES again, You know we talked about that. Your back sliding again. Jay and I have seen your pics that have the teddy bear....


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/20/2012 5:11 pm
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    Aldo, Your tellin LIES again, You know we talked about that. Your back sliding again. Jay and I have seen your pics that have the teddy bear....
No Kelly you're wrong. I don't have a TeddyBear.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


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