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Blogs > HamburgDave2 > Older but no Wiser

Wednesday Wit.  

HamburgDave2 80M
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2/25/2015 12:26 pm

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3/12/2015 3:20 am
Wednesday Wit.

A young man was driving through a forest at 200 Kph. When a Frog jumped from the grass at the side of the road, directly in front of his Porsche! The guy stood on the brakes and just managed to stop inches from the frog. Stepping out of the car, he picked up the frog and carried it to the other side of the road, and placed it on the ground.
Turning away, he suddenly heard a voice say "Thank You", surprised he turned and said "Did you Speak?" The frog said "Yes I am a Magic Frog, and for saving my life you can have a wish".
The young man say's to the frog "Thank you, but I don't need anything! I have the latest model Porsche, a fantastic house, a great job earning more money than I need, and a beautiful wife who happens to be my bosses so that eventually the company will be mine"
The Frog thought for a moment, and then said "there must be something that you need, do you like a drink?" The guy say's "well I am partial to Champagne", "Any particular champagne" asked the frog? "Dom Perignon 54" says the guy "but there is so little left, it is becoming much harder to find".
The Frog say's "Easily sorted! when you Piss, you will piss Dom Perignon 54" the young guy is surprised and said "You are joking", but the Frog said "No really, go over against that tree and try". So the young man pisses against the tree and has a taste" sure enough it was Dom Perignon 54!!
The Guy thanks the Frog, jumps into his car and rushes home to tell his wife. When he gets home, he says to his wife "you won't believe what happened on the way home", and tells her about the Frog.
The wife is impressed, and said "Great, I'll go and get a couple of Glasses".

"Just bring one " says the guy "You can drink out of the Bottle"
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