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A Dick In My Hand... A Slit, Your Bush...  

Teyjj 56M
2573 posts
5/15/2014 10:26 am

Last Read:
5/17/2014 7:56 pm

A Dick In My Hand... A Slit, Your Bush...

I feel like pissing off someone today...

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I was reading this post a few days ago where this lady was bemoaning the fact that guys keep showing comparison shots of their dicks with a soda can or ruler.

She was saying "Enough! We get it!" According to her, if she saw another one she was gonna barf (or something on that level.) Hey, peacocks preen, monkeys act up. Each specie has it's method!

It got me to thinking: I can't recall seeing a guy complain (I might be wrong) about those ladies always displaying their goodies, open, expanded, or otherwise! Have you?

I wonder why ladies complain about this? Could it be that the one at home is on the small side? Penis envy? Wondering what a big one would feel like?

I'm mean, if the one at home is small, surely there is some other redeeming quality why they' got married in the first place. Surely the little that's there must be getting the job done!

If the ladies want to protest seeing dicks, I'm sure that's their right.

If a guy wants to display his dick, I’m sure it’s also his right.

Me, I’m very proud of my dick, love the weight of my dick, love the size of my dick (don’t mean I wouldn’t take another inch or so) love my ability to swing a big dick. I might not show it a lot, but I’m in love with my dick. You should see how proudly I stroke it in the morning, that’s when it seems to be at its best!

Once I learned to wield this mighty rod to the satisfaction of my , my pride has not waned. I have put this tool to amazing use over the years, and now that I’m in semi-retirement it’s only fair that I give the other guys a chance to earn some love. So you won’t see too much of mine.

But, give the guys some love. We love seeing your pussies (when you feel sympathetic enough to show us); we’ll look everyday if you show it every day. You won’t hear us complain (why is that though?)

We would hope you would want to see ours!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/15/2014 12:46 pm

great pic there.. Be proud of what you have! I have no clue why folks get all wrapped up over dick pics anyways. If you don't want to see them then don't! hugs V

PS you made my day!

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


Teyjj 56M
4122 posts
5/15/2014 9:17 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    great pic there.. Be proud of what you have! I have no clue why folks get all wrapped up over dick pics anyways. If you don't want to see them then don't! hugs V

    PS you made my day!
Thank you! I did a whole week of this last year! This year I did the poetry thing. Sometimes I get like that. Thanks for the kind words.


Teyjj 56M
4122 posts
5/15/2014 9:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Damn! I couldn't have phrased that better. Thank you.


Teyjj 56M
4122 posts
5/17/2014 4:47 pm

    Quoting grayblue1:
    ..ah...a question for the universe...I have been exposing my cock to anyone who remotely wants to see since I was 5...

    This is an adult site....if you are offended by the sight of a fully erect cock then you have entered the wrong site...the exit sign is right over there....

    Blue....
Thank you... couldn't remember which direction to point her...


Teyjj 56M
4122 posts
5/17/2014 4:52 pm

    Quoting  :

I would rather people read my blog than see my dick, but I'll take it. (If you believe that I want to take you on a trip to New York; there's a bridge going at a great price, special discount for you. ) Thank you!

Damn! I'm even lying to myself.

I love when the ladies write to me telling me what a great piece of equipment I've got. Even the ones who pretend they want to put our our bits & pieces together!


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