2573 posts 9/19/2013 1:06 pm
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Fun Times With A Cucumber
We were at an after-work thing one Friday afternoon and somehow I ended up at a table with three of my female co-workers (as the only male) and heard them talking about when they masturbate, what they use.
I was already sleeping with two of them, and the other 2 were girls I would have given anything to sleep with, which is probably how I ended up at that table with them. To tell the truth, I would have preferred sleeping with the other 2 than the two I slept with.
We were friends and occasionally joked around, as co-workers normally do, but nothing that had prepared me for the conversation they embarked on.
Matter of fact, it seemed like I was the only one of the 4 of us who was a bit squeamish. As I’ve mentioned before, It took me quite a few years to be open about sex.
They were talking about their sexual exploits when forced to self-satisfy their desires. The Afican-American, who is always trying to impress everybody, first offered that she liked to use frozen frankfurters. That feels so good!
The older white lady, whose pussy I regularly photographed, was the next to go. We have sex regularly and her pussy always seem to morph into all these wild shapes, which is why I always took a pic of it. She says she uses a carrot, which was news to me since I didn’t know she masturbated. Hell, I was surprised when she agreed to have sex with me, because I was actually just joking.
The younger white girl laughed at them and said she used a banana, but she preferred a riper one compared to the green ones because the green ones had sharper edges that had cut her before. God. That must be painful. (How long does a tear in the pussy last before it's healed?)
Last to go was the little Colombian I used to dream of her regularly. (I even wrote 2 of my best<b> poems </font></b>to her!) She couldn’t stop laughing!
I thought she was laughing because she was embarrassed. I was embarrassed, though very turned-on! Ha! She was laughing because she knew they thought they were doing something special, and she knew she had them trumped.
“When I fuck myself I use a cucumber! Oh, it’s so big and feels so good.”
If I don’t have one, then I use a plantanos.” (That’s those banana-looking things, but a little bigger and longer.) She said, “I don’t like the plantanos so much. The cucumber is smoother and feels better going in and out, so I always have one in the fridge. But the plantanos will work otherwise!”
That evening I was hoping they would get drunk and decide to have an orgy, but the young white girl’s boyfriend came and suddenly it was like we didn’t exist.
I was hoping there was a way to get rid of the older lady and the African-American, but I think they both made up their mind they were gonna fuck me that night, and of course, I was trying to find a way to get the Colombian alone, just the two of us.
Never happened.
I guess we all went home disappointed that night!
Meanwhile, the young white girl (the only lucky one that night) ended up getting married to her boyfriend!
Those were fun times though.
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3074 posts 9/20/2013 2:53 am |
next time just ask the colombian if you could have moment, and then tell her you wanted to ask if wanted to meet for a drink afterwards, just the two of you... life is meant to be lived, not to wait on things.. take action I say! lol
Come leave me some thoughts forujules I'd love to read them~xo~
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4122 posts 9/20/2013 12:28 pm |
Quoting forujules:
next time just ask the colombian if you could have moment, and then tell her you wanted to ask if wanted to meet for a drink afterwards, just the two of you... life is meant to be lived, not to wait on things.. take action I say! lol
Thanks, but I got another opportunity and blew it. But that's a story for another day.
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