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Blogs > tallsassybbw58 > I Double Dare You Not To LOL

Christmas Gifts  

tallsassybbw58 65F
186 posts
9/15/2013 10:43 am
Christmas Gifts

So a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer go to a bar right before Christmas and they're taking about what they got for their wife's! The doctor said he got get a diamond necklace and I trip to Jamaica so if she doesn't like the necklace, she still has the trip. The lawyer got his wife a 80 flat screen tv and a car so if she doesn't like the tv, she still has the car. The engineer got his wife<b> pearl </font></b>earrings and a dildo. The other two, confused, asked why he got the dildo. He replied, "So if she doesn't like the earrings, she can go fuck herself!"

rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
9/15/2013 12:01 pm

 the engineer sounds logical
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