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Appearances  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
11/18/2011 7:46 am
Appearances


It would appear that after my ranting yesterday not a one of you fine readers have left. It also seems that most of you somewhat agreed with me. I have a suspicion that it has to do with how you were raised, if you were raised tomboy or rural you had no issues, if you were raised<b> barbie </font></b>and city then issues abound.

That brings your Uncle spider to todays little bit of babble about appearances. Just what our eyes see and our brains then process i guess. This is very important to people here on this site because really we have limited chances to see people and what we do see is very much processed in our brain.

I had a blog friend send me an email yesterday to my off site account. She wanted to know if the picture she attached was too much. It was a lovely picture of her cooch from straight on. No pink hanging out or spread like it is about to have open clit surgery or anything. Just a nice straight on shot. Like i said before lovely.

She was afraid, not the right word, concerned maybe with the photo. I understand her fear, way too many men will see you ladies flashing your insides and immediately think of you as porn star wannabes. Nothing wrong with that but understand what that picture of you with a cucumber nine inches into you says. It says i am a randy little thing that isnt afraid of fucking or experimenting at least or i have a deep seated love of vegetarians.

My own profile pic is one that has gotten laughs and scratched heads. It is my hand and a pepsi can as scale. I have also included the other hand for those of you who thought i might be an amputee. I chose not to show my crank,a) beacause i wanted to stand out b) beacause the picture is funny as hell and c) because my crank is really not all that impressive.

When all we get is a couple of pics to show the world our loveliness and how handsome/sexy we can be appearances are everything. How our brain processes that pic is something else entirely. Do you frown on out of focus pics, do you hate when two girlfriends have their faces smashed together for a pic? Do you hate to see someones signifigant other attached to their genitalia? Maybe you hate my dreaded hand pic?

As a total aside i have to rant and bitch here. In the last couple times i have visited the drive thrus of this city i have been completely fucked over. New Mc Cafe bullshit burned the living shit out of nuggets. Twice now Tim Hortons has fucked over my order at the drive thru. I am not the guy who opens his drink the moment he gets it. I wait til i am home if i am not on a long drive somewhere. Get it right you idiots, fast service does not give you the right to fuck up my order for the sake of speed. okay rant done

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/18/2011 1:50 pm

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i dont understand the trusting my opinion either but hey i will take it. i am sure that your cooch pic will be lovely and very lickable.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/18/2011 1:51 pm

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getting really pissed at this rush it out the door mentality. normally they are great. love their work, not today and the other time either.


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
11/18/2011 3:40 pm

So here's the thing Uncy Spidey, while it's true I was raised in the city, I was definitely not raised to be a barbie and I heartily agreed with your whole take on the Knight/Damsel thing and took no issue with it at all. I gotta tell you though, that having the thought that "city raised" equaled "barbie mindset" stung just a little bit. No worries of course, just didn't want all of us "city girls" to get a bad . Sadly enough it is true, I never would have survived rural life in the country. Too many buggie things and not nearly enough hairspray...

That aside, I find your profile pic quirky. That appeals to me much more than a random cock shot. I guess I'm just old school, but I would much rather unwrap my presents and be pleased with what I find than to have it thrown at me on a cold computer screen. A pic just can't tell you how hard it will grow, or more importantly, how velvet soft it'll feel in my hands while I'm stroking it. Just my thought...

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
11/18/2011 6:22 pm

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WillShowUmine...I'm totally with you. You must invest in some extra hold hairspray. I swear by it. Just spray the 8 legged creepy spider until it can't move...if you've sprayed enough it will eventually suffocate and then all you have to do is sweep it out.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/18/2011 6:30 pm

    Quoting rm_impish_pixie:
    So here's the thing Uncy Spidey, while it's true I was raised in the city, I was definitely not raised to be a barbie and I heartily agreed with your whole take on the Knight/Damsel thing and took no issue with it at all. I gotta tell you though, that having the thought that "city raised" equaled "barbie mindset" stung just a little bit. No worries of course, just didn't want all of us "city girls" to get a bad rap. Sadly enough it is true, I never would have survived rural life in the country. Too many buggie things and not nearly enough hairspray... :>

    That aside, I find your profile pic quirky. That appeals to me much more than a random cock shot. I guess I'm just old school, but I would much rather unwrap my presents and be pleased with what I find than to have it thrown at me on a cold computer screen. A pic just can't tell you how hard it will grow, or more importantly, how velvet soft it'll feel in my hands while I'm stroking it. Just my thought...
oh pixie i love your thoughts. my mom was a city transplant to the farm and she almost didnt make it more than once.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/18/2011 6:32 pm

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okay let me see if i can find a stunt cock. lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/18/2011 6:34 pm

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the whole size (and i am not picking on you at all or anyone else for that matter) is what bothers me. my child is a billions times bigger than spiders and she still balks at killing them. dont get it at all. and really a hanger is no protection for the arachnid invasion, .357 magnums are.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/18/2011 6:38 pm

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its another reason i dont have my face posted. mainly because of blindingly good looking i am and the other is that a small town is a small town.


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
11/19/2011 2:21 pm

Ah Spidey...you're missing the whole point. There is NO common sense reason for a grown woman to be askeered of a tiny spider. Logically, we know that. It's a fear thing though, and they can't be explained...they just are. Don't you have something that makes your heart do the pitter patter thing, (and no...great sex does NOT count). Fear is illogical...but that doesn't mean it isn't real. Now stop being a mean daddy and buy that babygurl some EXTRA HOLD HAIR SPRAY!!

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/19/2011 4:18 pm

    Quoting rm_impish_pixie:
    Ah Spidey...you're missing the whole point. There is NO common sense reason for a grown woman to be askeered of a tiny spider. Logically, we know that. It's a fear thing though, and they can't be explained...they just are. Don't you have something that makes your heart do the pitter patter thing, (and no...great sex does NOT count). Fear is illogical...but that doesn't mean it isn't real. Now stop being a mean daddy and buy that babygurl some EXTRA HOLD HAIR SPRAY!!
yes maam. hanging head sheepishly.


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