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The Great Blogger Swap: A New in Town
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The Great Blogger Swap: A New in Town Every now and again I manage to venture outside of my comfort zone and I catch a newly posted blog or two by someone I've never interacted with. Miss_priss4fun is such an individual. From what I have garnered, she is new on the scene and might be one of the most amusing and...quirky...folks I've ever had the pleasure of coming across. She writes as both her sexy, uninhibited self and her alter ego, Miss Priss. Catch a few of her posts on her blog, The Miss Priss Show. She's her own host and audience all rolled into a package with a great rack attached  .Ladies and Gents, I give you Miss_Priss4Fun: In honor of guest blog week I am dragging Miss Priss, unwillingly, to a place where families are umm...celebrated. I wish to take some time to introduce the elements of my life that Miss Priss chooses to ignore. I am caretaker to not just Miss Priss but also three troublemaking wise ass 3,5 and 7. I also am the, thankfully intermittent, caretaker of my oldest the 42 year old ex. PS ladies if you are feeling like the ship has sailed on you having and the dogs or cats aren't feeding your maternal urges anymore I am looking to adopt him out. He's house broken but needs a firm hand, will<b> whine </font></b>and suck your energy just like a real little boy!!! The Miss Priss show is her blog and we are just allowed to exist to support her but she constantly says that she could do with out all my responsibilities. She was giddy when we first got rid of the ex cause she never liked him!! But she will never forgive the for ruining her looks as she puts it Plus the central shame of her life is that she lives inside a (you can hear retching just saying it) soccer mom. Yes she is dragged to 5 days of therapy, five days of soccer practices, trolls walmart and cooks meals all in extreme impatience. She had some hope when she heard about sex organ reassignment surgery but was crushed when i told her that it was not her ticket into the body of a strpper. Now I find her searching the internet for posssible solutions when she thinks I'm busy. Ah well, I do my best to slut out occasionally and that will have to be good enough. We all bumble along in blogworld with our less than perfect lives and now you can empathize better with Miss Priss' plight. It's a shame that Miss Priss is so inappropriate or she would make a great companion for the Hornet I suspect. I want to thank The Babe, Gottaring, for allowing me to share my family pain which i choose to handle with extreme amusement. I deeply appreciate my pimping and say "ooh... me again, you sexy, funny lady" When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load... |
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