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This is Why Cocaine is Illegal  

WhyWomenHateMen 40M
226 posts
2/2/2011 5:54 am
This is Why Cocaine is Illegal
No Games, No Bribes, No BullShi* -<b> man seeking </font></b>woman- 42 yrs

I'm inviting you to my upscale home where I'll be your lolly pop for the day. Must be 420 and "winter" friendly with a love for all day sex.

I didn’t know Tootsie Pop came out with a new flavor called “Coked-Up Hairy Man’s Abdomen.”

Even if you were a lollipop, even the thirstiest, most ecstasy-addled club wouldn’t suck on you for a gallon of orange juice and eight bags of fresh glowsticks.

See, this is what happens when you use cocaine.

One minute your chopping up lines with your friends, and the next thing you know you're alone in your neighbors garage taking pictures of yourself wearing purple panties, a blouse, and a purple hat with a picture of a seal balancing a balloon on it’s nose.

Thinking everything is just normal as can be.

Wait. Is that Charlie Sheen?

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WhyWomenHateMen 40M
80 posts
2/3/2011 5:05 am

 Go for it! I'm a major attention whore! I need to make up here for all the ignoring I get in real life, haha.
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