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Blogs > senecaguy2 > Sex - Hot - Cold - Fun - Funny

Black Portrait  

senecaguy2 63M
537 posts
11/16/2015 8:59 am

Last Read:
11/27/2015 6:26 am
Black Portrait

A friend of mine and his wife were at the local art gallery in Seattle and staring at a very expensive portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The owner of the gallery, a well recognized expert, realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the owner left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the owner of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.

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11/16/2015 12:27 pm

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rm_67sally 61M
37 posts
11/18/2015 10:21 am

 Now THAT is some funny shit! Only hope that I can remember it to tell my buddies!


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