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Time of the year for the Annual Test!!!
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Time of the year for the Annual Test!!! It's that time of year to take our annual test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin 1. What do you put in a toaster? give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Question 4 4. It's thirty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors, East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'? Question 5 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? 1 - Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' you cannot boast.. you got it wrong 2- Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as your middle school social studies book 3- Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' take two steps backward. 4- Answer: You don't bury survivors, do you? Hope you are not on a plane that crashes. 5- Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you' re member your own name? It was YOU!! PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! |
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? All of these are talking about colors of bricks.....red house, blue house, pink house, black house, green house. A green house is made from green bricks because that's all it is....a house that's green. It's also two words. A greenhouse, on the other hand, is NOT made of green bricks! Nor is it made of glass. It's usually made of plexiglass or covered in heavy plastic. If you notice, it's one word. There is a difference. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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