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Blogs > Magichands4Uall > Just my place to ponder life

One liners a friend sent me  

Magichands4Uall 63M
243 posts
4/30/2014 7:08 am

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5/1/2014 6:15 am
One liners a friend sent me

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
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> A. A laughing stock.
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> Q What’s the height of optimism?
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> A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
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> Q. What’s the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
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> A. Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.
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> Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
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> A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
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> Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
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> A.They both wore<b> gloves </font></b>for no apparent reason.
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> Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?
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> A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
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> Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?
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> A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.





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192 posts
5/1/2014 6:15 am


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