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Blogs > Magichands4Uall > Just my place to ponder life

The Italian Funeral  

Magichands4Uall 63M
243 posts
4/6/2014 6:34 am

Last Read:
4/9/2014 8:00 am
The Italian Funeral

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the turned on her and killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in line."
Magichands4Uall 63M
192 posts
4/9/2014 8:00 am
    Quoting wetlipssink00069:
    Mmmmm. This is the side of you that I always want to fuck...the bad man. The very bad man, lol. Muah, Wet


lol if only we were closer


wetlipssink00069 59F
1102 posts
4/6/2014 8:33 am

 Mmmmm. This is the side of you that I always want to fuck...the bad man. The very bad man, lol. Muah, Wet



lickit49and58 70M  
29 posts
4/6/2014 6:58 am

 Very funny!


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