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Blogs > sassycass211222 > Blogings Of An Open Mind!!

Lost In Translation!!!  

sassycass211222 62F
118 posts
2/15/2011 6:04 am
Lost In Translation!!!

1 - In A Bangkok Temple:
'IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.'

2 - Cocktail lounge - Norway:
'LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE IN THE BAR.'

3 - Doctor's office - Rome:
'SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.'

4 - Dry cleaners - Bangkok:
'DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS!'

5 - In a Nairobi restaurant:
'CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.'

6 - On a poster in Kenya:
'ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP!'

7 - On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
'TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.'

8 - In a city restaurant:
'OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.'

9 - A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
'DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS!'

10 - In a cemetary:
'PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES!'

11 - A Tokyo Hotel's rules and regulations:
'GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED!'

12 - On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
'OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.'

13 - In a Tokyo bar:
'SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.'

14 - A Japanese hotel:
'YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.'

15 - In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
'YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.'

16 - A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
'IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.'

17 - A hotel in Zurich:
'BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.'

18 - The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
'GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.'

19 - In a Swiss mountain inn:
'SPECIAL TODAY-NO ICE-CREAM.'

20 - Airline ticket office - Copenhagen:
'WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.'

21 - A laundry in Rome:
'LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME!'
FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
2/15/2011 7:09 am

 I saw a notice on a hand dryer... "Now wash your hands"


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