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Trifecta ("Time of Your Life, Huh, ?")  

rsbrandt44 67M
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8/22/2019 4:48 am

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8/22/2019 4:48 am

Trifecta ("Time of Your Life, Huh, ?")


It's a sad day: my dancer friend told me she is no longer with the strip club. After weeks of not answering my phone calls, not replying to my texts and not showing up when I ask for he at the club, she finally responds with a text accusing me of ignoring her for my new friends. (At least it's not one of her all-caps texts wanting to know IF THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE!!! Even though we've never had that conversation about where there's even a chance of it being serious between us.) Well I smoothed things over and now I guess we're friends judging by all the cartoon animals with heart eyes she started texting me.

Speaking of new friends, my latest friend-with-benefits (we shook hands on it so it MUST BE TRUE!) sent me a letter in mutli-colored marker about how valuable our friendship is. She spontaneously volunteered her interest in cult<b> movies. </font></b>She's the perfect woman for me. Other than that whole driving-while-ingesting-controlled-substances thing.

My favorite cocktail waitress in the world confirmed that this Thursday was too soon to meet up for a two-for-one buffet but the following Thursday is probable.

Oh sure, it would be fun to keep juggling three lady friends. But what if I were forced to choose?

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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