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Casting Pearls before Hamlet....  

bandjhot2 116M/116F
17 posts
12/31/2013 12:34 pm
Casting Pearls before Hamlet....


Tony reads one of my porn video scripts. He looks puzzled. "The blow job scene is pretty good...," he says, "but why is the male actor reading a book while he cums in her mouth...?" He asks.

"It's not just any book...," I retort. "He reading to her from a book of<b> poems </font></b>by Wallace Stevens...."

Wallace Stevens...," says Tony blankly. For someone with Vision he can be extremely obtuse at times....

"You know-- The Emperor of Ice Cream

'Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds'"....

"Concupiscent"..., says Tony.

"Concupiscent curds...," I say. "Somehow it seems ironically appropriate...."

"Whatever...," says Tony. "But can't he just give her a facial without the poetry...?"

"How about High Windows by Philip Larkin...," I say helpfully. "You know..., the one about the guy seeing a young couple and wondering about them fucking but then starts thinking about high windows and blue sky and the endless nothing that's nowhere...."

"It's a fucking porn shoot for Chrissake...!" Tony tosses the script at me and leaves the room. Poetry is under appreciated in this day and age. He didn't even read the part where the actress quotes from Hamlet while getting fucked in the ass....

So many generals and too little caviar....

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