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Life is a Carnival....
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Life is a Carnival.... I am at the Tower Mart in Clearlake Oaks putting gas in my car. The skinny guy at the pump next to me, with the tattoos that look like they were self inflicted, is also putting gas in his car and smoking a medical marijuana cigarette.... "Although I appreciate your ability to multi-task...," I say, "it might be a good idea to put that fucking joint out before you kill us all.".... "Oh, man, sorry...," comes his toothless response. "Sometimes I f'get.".... "You f'get...," I say.... "Yah...," he says. He throws the cigarette onto the ground, just where one might suspect that gas vapors collect. Fortunately there's no explosion. I'm relieved that I'm still alive.... I decide to strike up a conversation with this moron. I've got time and I'm in need of amusement.... "What do you do for a living?" I ask.... "I don' work right now...," he says. "Disability..., but come summer I'm a carney.".... "You work the carnival circuit?" I ask.... "Mos'ly...," he says. "Mos'ly I work the Tilt-a-Whirl..., Scrambler..., stuff like that.... In my mind's eye I see him at the carnival smoking a joint. He's operating the Scrambler and eyeballing the teenage girls who are too silly and/or oblivious to realize they're putting their lives in the hands of this moron.... "Nice...," I say.... The moron hops in his 1984 Firebird and drives off. I watch him go.... The last carney I knew was a woman with a nice tight cunt and a 5 inch clitoris. It was long and skinny like a big string bean. She was a<b> hermaphrodite. </font></b>I would fuck her doggy style and she'd jerk on her clitoris like it was a dick. She'd cum and a kind of a watery milky fluid would squirt out of her. Once I asked her if she ever wanted to fuck another woman with her 5 inch clit, but she was hopelessly hetero.... Years later I heard she got married to a fireman. Better to marry, they say, than it is to burn.... |
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