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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Why People Hate Class Reunions  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
7/20/2013 3:56 am
Why People Hate Class Reunions

Cathy, Sue and Jane haven't seen each other since High School.
They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for
lunch in a wine bar.

Cathy arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of
Pinot Grigio. She arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the
required ritualized kisses she joins Cathy in a glass of wine. Then Jane walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too share the wine.

Cathy explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics she met and married Bill, with whom she has a beautiful . Bill is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq. ft. co-op on Fifth Avenue where Susanna,
the attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.

Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clint, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in
Naples, Florida.

Jane explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend Ted. They run a tropical bird park in Memphis and grow their own vegetables. Ted can stand five parrots, side by side on his penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Cathy blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that
she and Clint are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.

Jane admits that the fifth parrot actually has to stand on one leg!!!!
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/21/2013 4:57 am
    Quoting agtung:
    I re-tell all your jokes at work and my co-workers think I am the funniest guy in the company.Thanks
Thanks, glad you think they are good enough to pass along
to others. But I can't take credit for most of them,
as there are numerous friends who supply all that kinda
junk too me daily. Am fortunate to have such good 'buddies'
to feed me info to help in keeping my blog going.


agtung 77M
29 posts
7/21/2013 12:10 am

 I re-tell all your jokes at work and my co-workers think I am the funniest guy in the company.Thanks


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/20/2013 1:37 pm
    Quoting rm_cherimore:
    I don't go to school reunion, just to far away.
Some people do feel it is too far for them to
travel.

However, we had a very close-knit country school,
and some of our classmates travel thousands of miles
to attend. And usually, those who are unable to attend
have the cell phone # of at least several of those that
are attending and call and wish everyone well while we
are holding the reunion. Ours was a small class of only
about 45-50 people. Invites are sent to those who left
school early and joined various branches of the military.
They were a part for almost 12 years and always will be.


rm_cherimore 64F
11156 posts
7/20/2013 11:11 am

 I don't go to school reunion, just to far away.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/20/2013 6:04 am

 So true of those who live hundreds of miles apart,
they figure none of the others will ever know their
true situation.

But, oh me, Jane, bless her heart has been living her
sexual fantasy with the parrott guy all along!!!!!


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
7/20/2013 5:24 am

 Love it.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


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