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Are you a parking ticket? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? He: You look like my first wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: never. Hey, come here often? You could, with me. Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours? (dont really care for that one but my friend loves it) Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform. I envy your lipstick. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away! If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". ---------------ok enough for now more later---------------------- been really busy lately with the holidays and now that i have started college again matter of fact i should be doing homework but i felt like taking a break. i was watching a show and it had a funny pick up line and started making this list. met a person who recognized me from the convention i typically go to. Though i haven't ran into them again since i started going to the gym at a more convenient time. over the break i beat house of the dead overkill with a friend and i beat army of two with the same friend then on my own over a couple of days beat assassins creed2 today i started playing a new game called dungeon fighter online and its pretty cool im even considering getting a pc controler to play it. one of my cooler gifts for xmas was a digital camera that i can use as a pc camera so some day i may get around to chatting with it as a web cam though i havnt tried that yet. k here is the pick up line that inspired me If you were a library book, I would check you out. -------more pick up lines now------------------------------ I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for! Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish? Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart Really like your<b> peaches </font></b>and I wanna shake your tree. What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male) When God made you, he was showing off. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave.... Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass. You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you... You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more?? |
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