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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:36 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    The only animals I have ever seen having sex are Horses and Dogs. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day my friend..
I've not seen horses have sex, though I've been told it's a good ride!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:45 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    There was a lot of sex in the recent David Attenburgh wildlife series on TV. It was that good, I can't even remember what it was called lol.
David Attenborough just does animal porn under the guise of the environment!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/18/2021 4:46 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    What animals have you seen have sex?

    Cats
    Dogs
    Ducks
    Horses

    That's it
That's not a bad list. I've not seen horses ride nor ducks fuck!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/18/2021 5:14 am

I hope the reindeer weren't at it when they were pulling your sleigh!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/18/2021 5:15 am

    Quoting DanielZwat1950:
    Having a Ranch I've seen Lots. One time in the fall when the Grandkids were out to help rake and gather the leaves from the big maple tree in the front yard, several Does and a Buck deer came into the front pasture and completely oblivious to their audience, put on a x-rated show, the action was so close you could actually see pink tissue that provoked a lot of question from the Grands.

    Then a bigger Buck came along and took over after running off the younger Buck, provoking more questions.
Kids always ask the best and most difficult questions!


EnigmaInitiative 55F  
6054 posts
12/18/2021 7:42 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    That's not a bad list. I've not seen horses ride nor ducks fuck!
I have a duck "problem"....they're fucking everywhere.

Anywhooooo

Did you know that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises?

I'm totally not making this up for some weird joke, btw. It's true.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/19/2021 2:58 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I have a duck "problem"....they're fucking everywhere.

    Anywhooooo

    Did you know that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises?

    I'm totally not making this up for some weird joke, btw. It's true.
I didn't know that ducks have corkscrew penises. I think pigs also have corkscrew cocks, though I never got up close enough to confirm!


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