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IT'S SQUEAKY BUM TIME
IT'S SQUEAKY BUM TIME It’s squeaky bum time here in England (and Italy). England are about to play Italy in the final of the 2020 UEFA European Football Championship; the tournament was postponed from last year due to the covid pandemic. I love tournament football - solid football for a good month! The Euros are almost as good as the World Cup, because all the top teams, except for Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay, contest the tournament. Squeaky bum time occurs at the endgame of a tense sporting contest; it involves sitting nervously on the edge of your seat knowing that victory or defeat for your<b> team </font></b>is imminent. The term ‘squeaky bum time’ is attributed to Alex Ferguson, the highly successful manager of Manchester United. England, while drawing with Scotland, have beaten Croatia, Czech Republic, Germany, Ukraine and Denmark to get to the final. And, slightly more impressively, Italy have beaten Turkey, Switzerland, Wales, Austria, Belgium and Spain (on penalties) to get to the final. England have only ever appeared in one final of a major tournament and that was way back in 1966; in case anyone has forgotten, England lifted the World Cup that year. Italy have lifted the World Cup four times and have won the Euros once in 1968. Despite being the so-called home of football and having the richest football league in the world, England have not done well at major tournaments, particularly when compared to Germany, Italy, France, Spain and Netherlands. Even Czechoslovakia, Soviet Union, Denmark, Greece and Portugal have a better record at the Euros than England. So tomorrow (Sunday), for England fans especially, is major squeaky bum time; will England finally do it? When was the last time you experienced squeaky bum time? Do you say football or soccer? Do you like football (or soccer) and if so, what’s your football team? My football<b> team </font></b>is Leeds United, though I do support Shrewsbury Town as my local<b> team </font></b>when I was a and Montrose as my adopted Scottish<b> team. </font></b>Also Montrose were my favourite Subbuteo<b> team. </font></b>Subbuteo is a table-top football game, where you flick miniature plastic footballers to a football into a net. Damn! Subbuteo is a Latin term which is clearly a sign that the Italy are going to beat England. This is seriously squeaky bum time, and I cannot even find any male squeaky bums to illustrate this post! |
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Below is Kalvin Phillips, who plays for my beloved team, Leeds United, and England. Born in Leeds, his nickname is the Yorkshire Pirlo in honour of the Italian footballer, Andrea Pirlo, and his ability to keep possession and pass the ball short or long. [image]
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Acá en Argentina nos pasa algo parecido y en una hora jugaremos la final de la Copa Sudamericana contra Brasil en el estadio Maracaná de Río de Janeiro... te imaginarás la ansiedad de ganarle a Brasil en su casa... Y como eres del Leeds te comento que Bielsa es de la ciudad donde vivo, Rosario. Buena suerte para el partido final. Saludos
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Tushy! Tushy! Tushy!
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No worries, the lady butts you selected are excellent illustrations When was the last time you experienced squeaky bum time? Never Do you say football or soccer? If I get dragged into the conversation, I must sat soccer Do you like football (or soccer) and if so, what’s your football team? Neither, I lean towards American football
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7/12/2021 4:55 am |
I never heard of that term.
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The first half couldn't have gone better for England (although maybe they scored too early?!) Italy bullied England in the second half and they certainly got the ref on their side! I bit my nails down to the quick come the end. Football can be a very cruel game indeed.
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Acá en Argentina nos pasa algo parecido y en una hora jugaremos la final de la Copa Sudamericana contra Brasil en el estadio Maracaná de Río de Janeiro... te imaginarás la ansiedad de ganarle a Brasil en su casa... Y como eres del Leeds te comento que Bielsa es de la ciudad donde vivo, Rosario. Buena suerte para el partido final. Saludos Marcelo Bielsa es amado por los fanáticos del Leeds United. La forma en que prepara al equipo para atacar es increíble. El es un genio. Gracias por pasar.
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England lost to Italy on penalties so it's all quite downbeat here. I'd love to go to a Stanley Cup game. I've seen two NHL games when they came to London; it was LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks who played. They were sell-out games.
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Tushy! Tushy! Tushy!
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No worries, the lady butts you selected are excellent illustrations When was the last time you experienced squeaky bum time? Never Do you say football or soccer? If I get dragged into the conversation, I must sat soccer Do you like football (or soccer) and if so, what’s your football team? Neither, I lean towards American football
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I never heard of that term.
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The first half couldn't have gone better for England (although maybe they scored too early?!) Italy bullied England in the second half and they certainly got the ref on their side! I bit my nails down to the quick come the end. Football can be a very cruel game indeed. I can't quite understand why England sat back so much in the second half inviting the Italians to attack, which they duly did. Italy were a dirty team; I guess I shouldn't be suprprised at that!
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