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A COCK WAS SHOWING AND THE ALPS ARE COMING
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A COCK WAS SHOWING AND THE ALPS ARE COMING l'Alpe d'Huez:  l'Alpe d'Huez’s hairpin bends:  Jean-Christophe Peraud’s crash:  Jean-Christophe Peraud’s 'cock':  Warren Barguil’s cows:  The three-week Tour de France is moving towards the end of its second week. It’s a very exciting race so far. I thought I’d give you an update as I know the Tour is in the forefront of your thoughts! Team Sky, led by Chris Froome, are dominant so far to the point where many are accusing them of doping! Chris Froome is over three minutes ahead of his rivals so far. Team Sky’s Geraint Thomas and Richie Porte are proving to be brilliant super-domestiques in their support for Chris Froome. Tinkoff-Saxo’s Alberto Contador and particularly Astana’s Vincenzo Nibali, two pre-race favourites, are not having very good tours. Moving away from the very well paid top riders, Katusha’s Joaquim Rodríguez is having a fine tour with two stage wins. Movistar’s Alejandro Valverde is also having a fine tour in support of Nairo Qintana, another pre-race favourite. Lotto-Soudal’s André Greipel is looking like the best sprinter though Tinkoff-Saxo’s Peter Sagan may take the green jersey if he can finally get his first ever stage win. Etixx-Quick-Step’s Mark Cavendish added another stage win to his tally but the British sprinter is still 10 stage wins behind the Belgian Eddy Merckx’s record 34 stage wins. But I can’t see him winning many more stages this year or even in future years. Giant Alpecin’s Marcel Kittel, not riding this year, will return next year and, if fully recovered from illness, will be the sprinter to beat. Giant-Alpecin’s Warren Barguil showed impressive bike-handling skills when he had to quickly moo-ve his bike to avoid hitting some cows crossing the road! AGR2’s Jean-Christophe Peraud is the bravest rider in the tour. The Lycra-clad French rider suffered a nasty fall that ripped his skin off both arms. But, after medical treatment, he got back on his bike to re-join the peleton and finish the race. The French rider’s crash ripped his shirt and shorts; television had to pixelate its coverage of his crash to prevent viewers seeing his cock! The Tour is moving to the Alps soon; a lot of time will be lost and gained on these mountain stages. Nairo Qintana, Alberto Contador, Tejay van Garderen and Vincenzo Nibali have to attack Chris Froome to stand any chance of taking the yellow jersey. I still think Froome will win the Tour this year. The most formidable mountain stage in the Alps will be l'Alpe d'Huez, a ski resort. Cyclists will have to cycle to the 10,930 foot-summit with a gradient of up to 13% and with 21 hairpin bends in front of up to one million spectators. This penultimate stage may even determine the winner of this year’s Tour. I’m not going to ask any questions today as you’ve suffered enough, if you've read this far, with my indulgence in writing about and posting sexy photos of the Tour de France. For other Tour de France blog posts, see BICYCLE RACE, LE TOUR DE FARCE, THE PELOTON AND A WHEELSUCKER, A DOMESTIC GODDESS AND A DOMESTIQUE, WATCH ME NAKED ON THE TOUR, BACK FROM LYON, LE MAILLOT JAUNE, SOME COLOMBIAN, AN INCIDENT AT THE SWIMMING POOL, MEN CAN MULTITASK and THE CURSE OF YELLOW. Chris Froome:  Geraint Thomas and Richie Porte:  Alejandro Valverde:  André Greipel’s legs:  Joaquim Rodríguez:  |
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I'm quivering with anticipation. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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There are a lot of interesting stories going on in this year's tour. Froome tweeted something about a fan trying to ruin his day. What was that about ?
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There are a lot of interesting stories going on in this year's tour. Froome tweeted something about a fan trying to ruin his day. What was that about ?  Thanks for stopping by.
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 teasing you
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I been watching this as well. Weather is some spots is unbelievable . I can't wait to find out who is the winner this year.. Going to be very interesting.. Missing my guy at golf for the British Open! hugsssssss V Have a great weekend Spunky! Keep smiling.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I'm sorry....I have no interest in cycling whatsoever.....or men in Lycra. Thank heavens there were no questions,  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Hello--ello--ello--ello--ello--ello--ello--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo-- Forgive the echo-- cho--cho---oooo I am in the Alps -- lpssss--lpssss I'm quivering with anticipation too. Those shorts . . . those . . . those bulging muscular thighs . . . those bulges . . .oh yeah there's some quivering going on. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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There are a lot of interesting stories going on in this year's tour. Froome tweeted something about a fan trying to ruin his day. What was that about ? There's no evidence whatsoever apart from his performance that he's doping.
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I've just heard that a spectator threw urine in Chris Froome's face as he was riding as a protest against him allegedly doping. There's no evidence whatsoever apart from his performance that he's doping.
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I'm quivering with anticipation. 
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teasing you
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I been watching this as well. Weather is some spots is unbelievable . I can't wait to find out who is the winner this year.. Going to be very interesting.. Missing my guy at golf for the British Open! hugsssssss V Have a great weekend Spunky! Keep smiling..
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I'm sorry....I have no interest in cycling whatsoever.....or men in Lycra. Thank heavens there were no questions,
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Hello--ello--ello--ello--ello--ello--ello--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo--lo-- Forgive the echo-- cho--cho---oooo I am in the Alps -- lpssss--lpssss I'm quivering with anticipation too. Those shorts . . . those . . . those bulging muscular thighs . . . those bulges . . .oh yeah there's some quivering going on. [image]
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Honey, I don't think Serena's in the Alps. [image]
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Unfortunately Tejay van Garderen couldn't finish the tour because of sickness. He was riding very well up to that point.
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 Chris Froome has the urine-coloured jersey to keep now!
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I love how close the fans get, but as with anything some take it too far. The costumes of the mountain spectators are the best. I've just posted again on the Tour de France - see EL DIABLO39S NAKED GRAND TOUR. [image]
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I wasn't interested in cycling until someone explained the tactics of road racing. I'm sorry but I've posted again on cycling - I promise it's my last until next year!
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