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MEN CAN MULTI-TASK
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MEN CAN MULTI-TASK  Le Tour de France started on Saturday. The first three stages were held in England with the city of Leeds hosting le Grand Départ. Millions of spectators lined the route for the three days. The cyclists are now off to France to race on some cobbled streets this week. The tour ends on Sunday, 27 July on the Champs-Élysées in Paris. Race favourites are last year’s winner and Kenyan-born, South Africa-educated, Monaco-living Brit Chris Froome (Team Sky), the Spanish one-time druggie Alberto Contador (Tinkoff-Saxo), the Italian Vincenzo Nibali (Astana), the Spaniard Alejandro Valverde (Movistar), and the up-and-coming American Andrew Talansky (Garmin-Sharp). One top sprinter, Mark Cavendish, was desperate to win the first stage that ended in Harrogate where his mother lives. But he suffered a crash very near the finishing line - see above photo; his Tour has now ended.  There is toilet etiquette among the riders of le Tour de France. Sometimes riders will organise a stop to have a pee. The peloton will slow down to allow the relieved riders to easily catch up. If the rider wearing the yellow jersey stops for a comfort break, it is etiquette that his rivals don’t mount an attack while he’s having a pee. A few times a rider may need to go to the toilet outside an organised comfort break. The desperate rider will drop to the back of the peloton with another rider from his team who will push the bike while he has a pee on the wheel - see above. Cyclists often go commando when riding to avoid chafing. It’s said that cyclists used to stuff a raw steak down their shorts to prevent chafing, which they would then cook and eat after the race. You see, men can multi-task - they can ride a bike, have a piss and tenderise a steak all at the same time! How good are you at multi-tasking? When was the last time you rode a bike? How would you like your saddle-tenderised, urine-seasoned steak cooked?  |
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I'm a woman....of course I can multi task.  I haven't ridden a bike since my teens....and even then I was hopeless....I kept falling off. I'll pass on that type of steak thanks!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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I can walk and chew gun, drive and talk too. I ride a stationary bike 3-4 times a week. Medium please. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I am still watching world cup even if my team is out.. Was watching some of the Tour de France this past weekend.. I think women can multi task way better then men but I could be wrong too.. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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How good are you at multi-tasking? I used to be very good at multi-tasking...now etch-a-sketch head prevents it. When was the last time you rode a bike? I have a beach cruiser and ride around my area often. How would you like your saddle-tenderised, urine-seasoned steak cooked? Usually I take my steak medium rare but in this case, maybe well done.
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I often multitask... When I'm in a close friendship with someone it's not unusual for me to be walking around a supermarket remembering which groceries I need whilst texting with a friend, navigating a trolley/barrow and being engaging in greetings with some of the friendlier staff. I hadn't ridden a bike since I was 17 but I want to get one. It depends who's saddle and urine has tenderised and flavoured the steak (I might not be keen if the cyclist doesn't attract me) but medium - well with some medium heat mustard and a sprig of mint, please.  
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I'm a woman....of course I can multi task. I haven't ridden a bike since my teens....and even then I was hopeless....I kept falling off. I'll pass on that type of steak thanks!
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I can walk and chew gun, drive and talk too. I ride a stationary bike 3-4 times a week. Medium please. At the moment, I'm thinking, typing, drinking coffee, sitting, blinking and breathing.
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I am still watching world cup even if my team is out.. Was watching some of the Tour de France this past weekend.. I think women can multi task way better then men but I could be wrong too.. hugs V
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Working mothers are the supreme multi-taskers. 
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How good are you at multi-tasking? I used to be very good at multi-tasking...now etch-a-sketch head prevents it. When was the last time you rode a bike? I have a beach cruiser and ride around my area often. How would you like your saddle-tenderised, urine-seasoned steak cooked? Usually I take my steak medium rare but in this case, maybe well done.
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I have to focus at one thing at a time! 
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Good question, I guess they also poo on the wheel too!
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..Lost total interest in the Tour de Farce several years ago...and Miss sweet V..women do multi-task better than me.... ........I think I will have a salad tonight... Blue.. I think salad is quite a wise choice instead of the steak!
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For me, that's complex multi-tasking!
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