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Blogs > amjaknbid > Amber and Jack's Friends Blog.

Naughty Nursery Rhymes.  

amjaknbid 57M/54F
467 posts
1/6/2010 12:16 pm
Naughty Nursery Rhymes.

Naughty Nursery Rhymes.

1.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an sex bitty.
Jill�s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city

2.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his front teeth are missing

3.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of<b> cock
</font></b>cause Jill's really a tranny.

4.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often

5.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

6.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

7.
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.

8.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.

9.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.

10.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a .

rm_polycouplewa 64F/60F
11 posts
2/28/2010 1:23 pm

 Jack and Jill
went up the hill
just to have a quicky
Jack pulled out his cock
Jill then did mock
what a teeny tiny little dicky


rm_polycouplewa 64F/60F
11 posts
2/28/2010 1:29 pm

 Mary had a little lamb
she loved to feel it's fanny
she grabbed it's wool and pluged it's stool
cause she was well hung tranny


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