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I want one of these...............  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
5/24/2015 12:57 am
I want one of these...............








Do any of you have a funny story about beds?

For example.............. being silly and jumping on a bed and it all falls apart, or...............getting a foot or something stuck in a railing.

I don't have any funny stories but...................... I have a brand new Queen size bed that only I've slept in. So.............. any takers to help me remedy the problem?

No ladies please.






Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
5/24/2015 3:50 am

Hmm.. I, too, thought this was a multi-purposed practicality!

***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
5/24/2015 6:44 am

I would never get out of bed again!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


chaso5 65M

5/24/2015 5:29 pm

I do like the idea of the wine bed! Being more full bodied it would give even more support! I would love to help remedy your new bed problem - of course I would need a good Willy Warmer & more down there with those temperatures!


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
5/24/2015 6:05 pm

Wish I could find a knight sized bed your highness.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/24/2015 9:30 pm

    Quoting NormanBcam:
    Sure M, im up for it.. \8 But, im NOT filling up ur bed with wine, Ive seen u drink.. Kon
Thank you for your kind offer, I shall give it some serious thought.

Me drunk? never.....


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/24/2015 9:31 pm

    Quoting Pixie_11:
    Hmm.. I, too, thought this was a multi-purposed practicality!
I've started looking for one.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/24/2015 9:32 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I would never get out of bed again!!!
If there was a cheese platter on the bedside table, then it would be perfect.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/24/2015 9:35 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I do like the idea of the wine bed! Being more full bodied it would give even more support! I would love to help remedy your new bed problem - of course I would need a good Willy Warmer & more down there with those temperatures!
Thank you for your kind offer of help. I shall also give it some serious thought.

Don't you think a willy warmer would get in the way? There are fun ways to keep warm.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/24/2015 9:37 pm

    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    Wish I could find a knight sized bed your highness.
While you are on your quests, I'm sure you will find one, if not you could probably get one made.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/24/2015 9:40 pm

    Quoting  :

Did she not think to buy a bigger bed?

Nothing wrong with spooning.

If the bed was up against the wall, I hope you were the gentleman and slept on the outside, so if someone was to fall out, it wouldn't have been your girlfriend.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/25/2015 1:10 am

Let Roy in, he's needing a wee cuddle!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/25/2015 1:24 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Let Roy in, he's needing a wee cuddle!!
I think Roy needs to retire. He gets mentioned far too often.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/25/2015 4:09 am

    Quoting  :

I would hate to think how much it would cost to refill, guess like a car with the cost of petrol, it would involve a lot of top ups.

Now why didn't I think of auditions?

I'm glad you're not volunteering.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/25/2015 11:09 pm

    Quoting NormanBcam:
    I thought auditions had already started..?
Starting early, just in case I have to recall some of the applicants for a second audition.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/26/2015 12:58 am

    Quoting goodfor47:
    I used to live in a Studio in a medium-sized apartment block that had a bed which folded out of the wall. Over the 3 years I lived there a fair number of females became familiar with the bed, my balcony and so on...The bed actually broke while in use, but that's not the basis of this story...funny as it was. This story is about the busy body who lived across the corridor.

    Some tradies came and spent a couple of hours repairing the bed. The internal workings had completely collapsed. They also found some knickers whose owners thought had disappeared! Anyway, after they left the busy body poked her head in my door and asked, "what were they here for?". I said, "my bed broke". With a condescending tone she replied "I'm not surprised' and with a scowl on her face turned tail and headed back to her apartment.
Thanks for popping in.

I've seen those beds on Tv and wondered how comfortable they actually were.

Wow must have been some romp for the internal workings to completely collapse.

Hope you had the knickers in sight when the busy body poked her head in.


abers60 64M  
802 posts
5/26/2015 4:14 am

Would love to have helped,,,,, alas the other side of the world,,,,,damn

Abers60


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/26/2015 12:20 pm

    Quoting abers60:
    Would love to have helped,,,,, alas the other side of the world,,,,,damn
Thank you. Indeed the distance is the problem.

Nice to see you around again.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/27/2015 2:38 am

    Quoting  :

You boring................................ never.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2015 1:25 am

    Quoting NormanBcam:
    Hmmm.. there are others? I thought I impressed the hell out of u..
I was just about to give you a call, see if you were available for a second audition.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/29/2015 1:12 am

    Quoting NormanBcam:
    I hope u have a spare half day... F,s..F,d...F,c....F,t's... could take hours...


Yes I can see how it would take hours.


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