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Dear women, you KNOW all men are dogs...  

stardust81937 87M
4345 posts
5/17/2011 7:29 am
Dear women, you KNOW all men are dogs...

Dear Women, you KNOW all men are dogs!

Dear women, you Know ALL men are dogs is hyperbole.

I don't think my father ever strayed on my mother. But then....as a , how would I know?

Whenever ALL of some group is condemned for the actions of most, the statement is grossly exaggerated.

So, I can live with MOST men being horny dogs. Most men will screw a knothole in a wooden fence even at the risk of getting splinters in their dick, if the urge happens to strike them when no one's around to see.

I've read, the center in the brain that controls impulses, developes much later in men than it does in women. In some men that center hasn't fully developed to give the guy maturity and control over his raging hormones, until he's well into his twenties.

I was Sgt. of the Guard once in Germany, where I was stationed for two years while serving in the Army (no, I wasn't a Nazi! LOL, the American Army.)

The guardhouse got a call from a German woman who claimed one of our men on guard was hooked on a fence and bleeding. The young Pfc. was guarding a large supply area where trucks and assorted equipment were parked.

The caller said our guard was somehow hooked, and bleeding on the 8-foot-military-strength chainlink fence, surrounding the entire base (Sandhaffen Vald--just outside Mannheim, Germany),

When a medic and myself investigated, we found the young guy who was about 19, was hooked on a stray wire from a small hole cut in the chainlink. He was hooked like a fish, by a wire that had gone through his foreskin.

The young guard was getting a blowjob from a who worked at the little bar and restaurant a few hundred yards away on the other side of the fence, when the stray wire hooked his dick.

Seriously. Would I lie to you?

The young guy was bleeding a lot, and the medic had to call on the jeep's radio to get some help, and wire cutters, to free the .The hole in the fence has been there for a long time, and had probably been used for that B.J. purpose many times before, without anyone getting hooked the way this had.

No, I didn't report the . I wrote up a report that the guard was urinating in the dark, and somehow hooked his penis on a proturding wire from one of the rolls of wire stacked in that area.

The medic told me later, when he and I were having a beer together in the Enlisted Man's Club, that they'd sent the boy to the military hospital in Frankfurt,Germany, where the doctors decided to circumcise the young man to keep a minor infection he'd developed from spreading.

The going price at that time, 1957 or '58, for a blowjob, was two America dollars.

As a bonus for his boner, the boy had his dick neatly trimmed.
A real bargain at that price even back in that day.

by Stardust, Tuesday morning, 5-17-11





stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/18/2011 8:51 pm

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Ouch! That's horrible. He must be one of those guys I see sometimes in porn, with dicks so ugly (probably ugly now, after all the reconstruction on it), that I don't know how they ever get anyone to do anything with it. xxxxdavid


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/17/2011 6:30 pm

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Oh sweet Geneva, you make me laugh. The gloryhole shown above this post does look like it could take the skin off a sensitive organ! Many of them I've seen in real life have duct tape around the edges... xxxxdavid.


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/17/2011 6:26 pm

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I use to cover for a lot of the guys when they got in trouble. A couple of officers covered for me a couple of times too. But, we weren't at war during the time I was in the Army. I never saw combat. It was the time of the Cold War with the Russians, but no shots were being fired. xxxxdavid


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/17/2011 6:23 pm

No way Bob. I think of my penis too highly to put it through a fence or a hole in a wall. I would always be thinking of some crazy person with a straight razor wanting a trophy to nail on their wall..."Stardust is dead, Stardust is dead, and here's his dick to prove it!" LOL.xxxxdavid


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/17/2011 6:17 pm

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I've always pretty much enjoyed having one LOL. I would think being a woman and having to worry about breast cancer and cervical cancer, and also having to carry a parasite inside you for 9 months when pregnant, makes the job of being a man a lot easier than being a woman. Testosterone, and conditioning makes men like male dogs.....fortunately all my dogs are neutered. xxxxdavid


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/17/2011 6:09 pm

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The world had flattened Germany during the 2nd World War. There were still bombed out buildings all around when I was there in 1957,'58. Millions of German men had been killed and many were still in Russian prisons. Prostitution was legal, and as long as the women working the streets carried papers showing they had bi-weekly health inspections, the German police and our military police left them alone.

They were different then most of the Prostitutes I've known in this country who work with pimps. The German girls were just individual business people (sort of). The German attitude about sex was, and is, so much different than the attitude we have of it in this country.

It's not your age, Geneva, when it comes to men backing out of a meeting. I've heard the same story from much younger women.
Many men just want to be macho, and really aren't that sexual at all.
They'd rather watch a football game then make out with the pretty girl next door. Some men have also been shamed into thinking their penis is dirty and yet they still consider IT their most important body part.

Let's face it, we humans are a screwed up species... xxxxdavid


rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
5/17/2011 1:05 pm

autobiographical???? lol

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
watch [blog clitlick4you]


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