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Greetings with a smile  

rm_lookng2f 59M
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6/5/2008 7:13 pm
Greetings with a smile


A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two , yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal----Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal----. Nice you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal----.'

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