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More random things.... Think About It - Is there another word for synonym? - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages? - Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle 10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a box all day long. 9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you. 8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire. 7. Always having that nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese! 6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. 5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 4. There are 23 power cords but only ONE outlet. 3. Prison cells are not only bigger... they also have beds. 2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you. 1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. (I have a piece of cardboard with a knob drawn on it. I slam that quite often. Not the same effect as wood, though). |
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2/9/2009 8:04 pm |
yes i love that
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Thanks for making us smile my friend... kyfarmgirl43
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very nice very nice lol
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