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Blogs > luciouslady49 > LOVE

ADULTS ONLY (HOPE YOU LIKE)  

luciouslady49 69F
268 posts
3/8/2008 8:28 am

Last Read:
12/20/2008 3:16 pm
ADULTS ONLY (HOPE YOU LIKE)
1.Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.

2.What's the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you eat it.

3.What does Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them the harder they get

4.What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

5.Three words to ruin a man's ego.
Is it in?

6.What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury doughboy?
A redheaded bitch with a yeast infection.

7.How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean.

8.What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them down,make a tire,and call Goodyear.

9.What do bungee jumpers and hookers have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed.

Hope you enjoyed.
SMOOCHES
rm_bangher77 63M
Ask me for a photo
225 posts
3/10/2008 9:24 am
Loved them.

Bangher77


MeAndYouTonite4 50M

3/12/2008 1:23 pm

 Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed them!!!


rm_BIGNO6 60M
Ask me for a photo
32 posts
3/24/2008 6:19 pm

 loved all of thim


FtSaskman 70M

8/22/2008 9:09 pm

 Love the humour - Great to see that some people out there still have a good sense of humour.
If you want to chat with me sometime soon, you can find me at the hawt place

Love you


oddmanout_xx 66M
35 posts
10/27/2008 8:44 pm

 I just lov d the jokes.


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