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Posted:Sep 4, 2013 6:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2017 11:19 am
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Copied directly from my profile.... for those standard members that cant access it.
Introduction
*******IF YOU ARE USING FAKE PICS ON YOUR PROFILE, I WILL REPORT YOU TO MEMBER ABUSE TEAM*******
Happily married, but looking for fun. Are u fun? Lets start online and see if it goes anywhere.
I'm looking for a Friend with benefits, with emphasis on the Friend part. I'm not looking for random hookups, or to meet guys in from out of town. If you don't have time or aren't interested in chatting online to get to know me, I'm not the one. Sex is so much better when there is familiarity.
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I like a wide variety of things.... but what i don't like is when someone asks me what I'm into. I never know how to answer that!
So here's an idea of what i like (in no particular order).....
-I like fit, muscular men, cuz they are pretty to look at, but I'm not completely shallow
-I like curvy girls with big tits (particularly brunettes)
-I prefer men 30-45
-I like men who are not as they appear
-Intelligence and confidence are VERY sexy
-I like thick cock, smooth balls and having my way with both
-I am interested in rough sex
-I am interested in the possibility of fucking a man while my husband watches. He is not cuckold, he just enjoys watching (Not a deal breaker if you're not into it)
-I love sucking cock... and think I'm pretty good at it
-I have a fetish for strange cock and I like glory holes (If you're just looking to get your cock sucked, leave me a msg and if I'm interested, I'll get back to you when I'm going.)
-I do have a cam and expect anyone interested in getting to know me to have one too... if u don't have one, don't waste my time.
-If you don't have pics on your profile, please attach them to your message. I wont even acknowledge messages without pics.
I reserve the right to not be interested in you for whatever reason... or no reason at all. It's not personal, so don't take it that way.
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Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual
Looking For: Men
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Birthdate: November 5, 1970
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 4 in / 162-165 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational Drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have : Yes. We live together.
Want : Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 40 / 90 DD (E, if no DD)
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Green
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Podcast/Vidcast/Vlogging
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Posted:Jul 17, 2015 10:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2017 10:27 pm
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So it has been suggested on an occasion or two that I should look into doing my own online show. I thought I had an idea about how to go about that, but the further I got into it, the more I realized I really know nothing about it.
First, I've been told the view is part of the appeal.... so that really lets out anything without video, right?
Clearly my show would be NSFW and totally ADULT... not even sure if there's a site that would be willing to host it! Also, I'm not interested in putting up a bunch of money to make it happen. I enjoy camming on Polyamory Date for FREE! This remains my budget!
So basically, if you know about these things... and want to offer your services.... or give me a little direction on how to get started, comment or message me! Thanks for reading!
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Hanging Balls Photo Contest
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Posted:Jul 7, 2015 11:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2016 12:38 am
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So I was just on cam and someone suggested I write in to Polyamory Date and suggest a hanging balls photo contest..... Fuck that! I'm having my own!!
This is how it works.... I like to see hanging balls from the back. I don't know why I find this so fucking hot... but I do. You don't have to spread your cheeks or do anything other than photograph your backside with your balls hanging between your legs (although I am a dirty slut...js) .... thats it! Then post it in my Group : "Cam Fun".
There will be a winner... picked by ME! There will be a prize.... given by ME!
Tip #1: Balls hang more in a warm environment. If you are cold they stay closer to the body. (I've asked questions...cuz I have a thing for balls...) So when you take your pic... think warm environment! Think Hanging Balls!
Tip #2: Check your environment! I can't stress this enough! If the back ground of your pic is icky.... it counts against you... i cant help it....
Tip #3: Shaved or Not.... Manscaping is a plus, but not necessarily the deal breaker.
I don't know if anyone will even participate.... but I'm thinking the end date will be Tuesday, July 14, 2015.... subject to change by ME!
I hope Polyamory Date doesn't shut this down.... and if they don't like it, I hope they tell me before getting all crazy. Just a friendly little competition!
Hanging Balls..... Go!
(Check back for updates) - You can find my Group, but clicking on Community in that grey bar at the top of the screen. Then click Groups...search for "Cam Fun", click join. I think Polyamory Date requires you to join in order to post, but you do not have to come back and post every 3 hours, like some groups on here.
Maybe follow this link.... Hanging Balls Contest
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I'm going to let you in on a secret...
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Posted:Jun 8, 2015 10:21 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 11:02 pm
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Follow along as I set the scene....
A guy is perusing through Polyamory Date, sees the profile of a woman. She's pretty... big tits, he likes that.... look at all those pictures.... she must really enjoy taking them.... oh, and she must like sucking cock cuz she has several pictures of her doing just that..... all those cocks seem to be above average in size.... so she must like big cock.... dirty girl....more tits... mmm...... several cock shots.....of different cocks.... that must mean she likes to play....and meets for REAL!... holy shit.... I wonder if she'd meet me?. ...she's got her own group?....what's that about?.... how do I join that?.....a blog... meh... too much reading.....videos.... yay!... she's got videos..... damn, I wish this fucking site was faster.... oh nice... look at that sweet pussy.... wish i could give her a hand with that... or shove my dick in it... bet its tight... look how wet it is....i wonder how many cocks she's had in there.....fucking site... wish it would load faster.... 2nd video.... oh fuck.... she's gonna cum..... i'm gonna have to stroke to this one....I'm gonna send her a message.... Hey baby, you're perfect, can I put my dick in you?.... now to clean up this cum.....
Girl logs on to Polyamory Date.... sees the message....Hey baby, you're perfect, can I put my dick in you?..... hhmm... no profile pic.... I'll go check his profile..... hhmm.... prefer not to say... prefer not to say... prefer not to say.....profile doesn't say shit....what the fuck?!....No picture, no info...... not interested.... NEXT.....
NOW DO YOU GET IT?! PUT SOME SHIT ON YOUR PROFILE!! That's the point! So that people can find out about you and know if they might be interested.
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Chicago 6/13 - Spoiled and Stretched!
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Posted:Jun 7, 2015 9:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2015 9:55 am
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I'm going to be in Chicago Saturday, June 13 and would like to spend the evening getting spoiled and stretched by a hot guy with a thick cock! If you're interested, leave me a message here or put one in my inbox. Please have pics available and be willing to chat a little prior to Saturday.
Spoil me with attention (not money) and stretch me with your fat cock....that's what I'm after! 1 night only. NSA. 420 or 420 friendly. I'll host at my hotel. Meet in public first for drinks. Location to be determined. Married or Single. Must be 25-45 and know what to do with a dirty girl like me! MUST like fat girls!  Let's make some porn together! Go....
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More Random Musings.....
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Posted:May 30, 2015 2:20 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 11:06 pm
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Today is my 17th Anniversary and I couldn't be happier.... well, unless I was getting gang banged by a bunch of hot alphas on a tropical island somewhere! #herestoanother17
Chocolate muffins are fucking delicious... in the afternoon it's called cake, but if you cook it in little wrappers and serve them in the morning, they're called muffins! #fatgirllogic
Penis is a stupid word... but cock...mmmm.... cock is hot!
Vagina... also stupid... pussy is ok... cunt is hot when used at the right time!
I have 0 interest in a virgin... I don't even understand the fascination with it... Men chasing virgins.... Allah's promise of however many virgins.... I want a ! Give me the dirtiest, sluttiest /man .... now THAT sounds like fun!! You can't fuck a lot of people and not be good at it.... you just cant!
That guy who asks for pics... then asks for more without sending any in return.... don't be that guy!
And if you don't have pics on your profile, I've said this before.... All I'm thinking is circus ugly. That's why you didn't get a response to your message. It's a deal breaker.
Looking for a hot muscular guy with a big fat cock who wants to make some porn. Is that you?
I wonder how many men have jerked off to my videos....
Got a subject you wanna read about on my blog.... comment here or send me a message.
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Stop being NEEDY on IM
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Posted:Mar 3, 2015 9:26 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2015 11:40 am
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Ok, this has been bugging me for a while.... Sometimes I will be on IM here, even though I don't think it works half the time..... When I'm on IM and I am involved in a conversation, I am not checking the incoming messages. Unfortunately, the way this platform was designed, it doesnt tell others that I'm busy and I can't shut it off and still maintain the conversation. I have noticed recently that you can now view messages that you may have missed, so I have been looking at them. I'm actually pretty shocked at what I'm seeing! Guys looking for my attention, but when they don't get an immediate response, they wig out! What the ever loving fuck?! Are you kidding me?! All I can say is thanks for showing me what you're capable of without requiring any involvement from me. Grow up... and grow a pair!
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Random musings....
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Posted:Feb 26, 2015 7:23 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 11:08 pm
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I havent been inspired to blog here in quite a while. Here are some random things taken directly from my brain for no reason what so ever.....
I'm not seeing as many fake pictures as I used to. I'm not looking at as many profiles as I used to either, but at least they're not contacting me.
I really don't understand the 50 Shades hype. I really dont....
I love that stupid Frozen song. I'm not even gonna lie about it.
Free thinkers are a turn on.
I'd love a chili right now!!
I have a and 3 cats, but 1 cat is my favorite and I don't even try to hide it. Good thing I only have 1 .
I don't think most women would agree with me, but I enjoy looking at dicks. I like watching men masturbate and frankly, on this site, since we're all here looking to get laid... it's kinda nice to see what I'm getting into. I also think the women who don't want to see dick pics....you know the ones.... they get all offended and have a big rant on their profile about it.... red flag, honey..... big red CRAZY flag.
That is all. Thanks for reading! {=}
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ISO Bi Male in Houston
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Posted:May 21, 2014 11:17 am
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2015 6:59 am
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I will be in Houston in mid July and have a Male playmate. We would like an attractive, masculine, bi, man to join us for a mfm 3 some.
He is a member on this site, but I didnt ask for permission before creating this post, so I'll update it later if he allows it. Otherwise, if we are interested, information will be exchanged in private. He is handsome, with a nice body and nice big cock... lucky me... and maybe lucky you! 
Comment below or message me privatetly. {=}
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WayyyyHung... This f**king pisses me off!
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Posted:Dec 11, 2013 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2014 7:00 am
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We have all be subjected to the fake profiles on Polyamory Date. I'm sure, like me, you are as sick of this stupid shit as I am. This one didnt contact me, but the audacity of this SOB really has my panties in a bunch today! First he goes out of his way to assure readers he's "real"... then goes on and on about all the fake female profiles concluding with "how much longer is Polyamory Date going to allow this bullshit to continue ??"
I would FUCKING LOVE to know the answer to that?! How much longer Polyamory Date?! I report assholes like this guy who not only steal pictures from the internet... he doesnt even have the decency to steal ONE GUYS pics.... he posts pics of multiple people. NOTHING HAPPENS. I know that Polyamory Date cant verify every pic that is posted on every profile, but there has to be a solution.
There really is NOTHING more pathetic to me than bottom feeders like this guy! Keep jerking your tiny penis in front of your computer loser.
Maybe if EVERYONE started reporting people for posting fake pictures/profiles Polyamory Date would feel obligated to act. So disappointing!
Here's a link to the profile... if you feel as outraged as I do, please report him. http://Polyamory Date.com&mid=357725044_51845
Time to take out the TRASH!
12/12/13 UPDATE: The acct has been deactivated... I'm guessing/hoping by Polyamory Date. We will see if it sticks..... Although he's probably got 5 othere accts by now! lol Thanks for reading!
12/19/13: UPDATE: All my faith in Polyamory Date is lost... his account has been reactivated and I woke up to a msg from him saying I'M the "fucking moron." LOL Losers like this are what is wrong with this site. Keep stroking your tiny dick in front of your computer to the attn you recieve from someone else's pictures. Pathetic!
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Blown away!
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Posted:Dec 5, 2013 11:51 am
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2015 8:42 am
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I am simply blown away by all the people that have joined my goup Cam Fun. The test drive of the chat room on Tuesday was fucking cool! Membership is up to 320!! I can't believe it. My fellow perverts, you flatter and amaze me! Thank you! 
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Cam Fun Group [group 232082]
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Posted:Dec 1, 2013 3:38 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2015 11:49 pm
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I created a group called "Cam Fun" Cam Fun to have a place to chat while I'm on cam. I enjoy chatting and talking dirty, but most of all... I enjoy teasing cock. Join the group and come hang out in the chat room while I'm on cam....could be fun!!
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