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I ain't no size 2, but I can shake it like I'm supposed to do  

itzchic824 37F
1215 posts
8/12/2014 8:45 pm

Last Read:
12/25/2014 11:11 am

I ain't no size 2, but I can shake it like I'm supposed to do


Because you know
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it
Like I'm supposed to do
Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazine, workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty, just raise 'em up
Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
Hey!

I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that
No I'm just playing I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell ya
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass

"All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor

This song just makes me feel good. Granted, the girl who sings it isn't as big as me, not that I'm huge but I'm no size 2. But she shows people of all shapes and sizes in her video. This song just is a good song to make me feel good about my body. I'll never be a size 2 but I'd like to be like a size 10 eventually. That is still considered big in this day and age anymore, but I won't be no stick figure<b> barbie </font></b>doll. Yes I'm purposely quoting the song.

I had a guy today get pissy with me when he said my profile is all wrong and a beauty like me could do better than the guys on my friends list. I said well I'm not a skinny chick like most stereotypical hot guys would want and we started arguing. He ended with that an overweight sexual challenge isn't gonna attract a guy.

Wow 180 there dude. I should also mention he had wanted me to let his gf watch me suck his dick. When I turned him down that's probably what turned him from me being a beauty to being an overweight challenge.

Like the song says, if a stick figure is what you're into, then move along. I'll never be the ideal version of thin, but I'm ok with that and am working day by day to match my outside to how sexy I feel inside. And guys like that will never get to enjoy me at any size.

I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel!

Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!


Mike32728 52M
944 posts
8/12/2014 9:16 pm

I'll have to check it out on youtube.


demonicsexkitten 49F
10694 posts
8/12/2014 10:29 pm

I'm going to go watch the video too

I've told somebody that before. "Don't worry... even if I lose a lot of weight... I will NEVER be "skinny". Even as a teenager at my ideal weight I had "Shape". Hips, thighs, stocky muscular calves, broad shoulders. That, and bony people kinda creep me out a bit so I imagine I'd freak out a bit if I got too skinny too.


demonicsexkitten 49F
10694 posts
8/12/2014 11:02 pm

OK... I LOVE that song!! (and now I can't get it out of my head. And it's bedtime. Thanks a lot haha)


itzchic824 replies on 8/13/2014 8:22 am:
haha I know, it's very catchy.

porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
8/16/2014 6:17 pm

When I was young I always had a hourglass figure, I was laugh at by family and classmates, because of my hips and butt. so I got my clothes larger to hid my body, I was ashame of me now I don't give a fuck. I decide for me to love me,


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