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Naughty Carol Contest Jingle balls, jingle balls, Hairy ones and shaved! Oh what fun it is to post My cock online today! A day or two ago I found a dating site I wanted to get laid– Preferably that night! They quizzed me on my brains, Emotions, and romance, But I don't care about those things I just want to drop my pants! Oh… -ALT.com member masterlorelei Now it's your turn! The Polyamory Date elves are challenging you to pen a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership, Polyamory Date T-shirt, and erotic DVDs! Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 100 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we! Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 29th at 11:59 a.m. (PDT). The team at Polyamory Date will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, December 30th. Prizes for this contest are: First prize: 1-year Gold membership, Polyamory Date T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs Second prize: 6-month Gold membership, Polyamory Date T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs First prize: 3-month Gold membership, Polyamory Date T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs Specific Contest Rules: 1. All entries must adhere to the Terms. 2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and be100 words or less. Entries longer than 100 words may be deleted without notice, so be sure to save a copy of your story. 3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed. 4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:59 a.m. (PDT). 5. General apply. |
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12/30/2008 12:01 am |
to dashing thur the snow;lapping thru her bush...which was oh so thick and dark...I came upon a sight.... that was starteling to my heart... It was there, hidden a bit.... but with a tap I made it jump...twas a shinny little precum drip.....and it was all ready to drop. OH' this is swell, she's getting hot as hell, the precum is on it's way....It willl be great ... once her hips girate... and splash my face with joy!!!
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12/29/2008 8:05 pm |
HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS, HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS, RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR TITS, SO SQUEEZE YOUR BOOBS AROUND HIS COCK, AND SLIP IT IN YOUR MOUTH, THEN LICK HIS COCK AND SQUEEZE HIS NUTS, AS HE UNLOADS HIS HOLIDAY CHEER, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD GIRL, SO SWALLOW EVERY DROP, BECAUSE SANTA ONLY CUMS ONCE A YEAR. (image)
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1 post 12/29/2008 5:55 pm |
twas the night before christmas and in our hotel room we've been lickin and suck since late afternoon,tonques and jaws are getting tired,lips are going numb,so i say its time for some anal fun,backwards and forwards his cock did slide,making me hotter and hotter as his cock goes deep inside,i rock back against him and moan in delight,as his balls slam against my pussy just right.back and forth his cock did slide,as he grabbed my hips and pulled my hair he said oh my god im cum in there. 1712450
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12/29/2008 1:30 pm |
sung to 12 days of Christmas on the first day of our divorce my xwife sent to me a man who was out to kill me on the second day of our divorce my xwife sent to me two dead cat and a man who was out to kill me on the third day of our divorce my xwife sent to me three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the fourth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the fifth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the sixth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the seventh day of our divorce my xwife sent to me seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the eighth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the ninth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the tenth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me ten blown up dildos nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the eleventh day of our divorce my xwife sent to me eleven crazy hit men ten blown up dildos nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the twelfth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me twelve ticking time bombs eleven crazy hit men ten blown up dildos nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me
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NASTY SANTA Santa gona cum for a day of play. Just had the dear all year thank goodness 1 was queer. Sing ring a ding suck my thing. yo ho ho you bi are ho? Ring a ding wana smell your thing. Dont care if you are naty or nice gona do you twice. You can lay and twich but you gona be santas bitch. Will sing jingle bell rock while you strock his cock. He will rub it in your face in red panty's of lace. Ass whiter than snow but santa gona find that ho. We be snug in bed while you give santa head. Gona get you cookies and cream flip you over make you scream.
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12/29/2008 3:58 am |
Hi Ho, Hi Ho its off to your flat we go, we can take it slow, start with a blow, a spank on the rear, a kinky lick of the ear, holding each other near, ending with a penetrative orgasmic cheer!
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12/29/2008 2:36 am |
santa came last evening Landed on the tree his jingling balls got stuck in lights Santa couldn't flee luckily for santa mrs. claus was watching but left him there said slave beware and sat upon his knee she took out puss n boots Jolly man did lick After she had cum She freed her santa's d.i.c.k ...the halls with balls of jolly ooooooo, ooh and ah cum, cum for me kiss me quick and it will probably cause my hand to jerk around your stick clean that cream dir, dirty santa Get thee to next door Let's play some more.
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1 post 12/29/2008 1:52 am |
Before Marriage:- He: yes! At last it was so hard 2 wait She: do you want me 2 leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it She: do you love me? He: of course! Over and over! She: have u ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: will u go with me on picnics? He: every chance I get! She: will u hit me? He: are u crazy? I’m not that kind of person! She: can I trust u? He: yes... She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top
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12/29/2008 1:37 am |
On the first day of christmas my true luv gave to me Afuck by the christmas tree On the second day of christmas my true luv gave to me two luv bites and a fuck by the christams tree
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12/29/2008 12:12 am |
I am creative, passionate, intelligent, honest, caring, determined, independent, a complete nympho and amazingly beautiful! These are the words of a woman who knows exactly who she is! My decision to become a Cam Girl has been the best one I have ever made in my life! I am here becuz I LOVE SEX! More about me: Age: 23 Sex: Female Sexual Preference: Bisexual Smoking:Yes What turns me on: Assertiveness, Big Cocks, Muscles, Tattoos, Piercings, Drinkers, Smokers, Confidence, Rough Sex, Group Sex, Lesbianism, Public Sex, Sexi Guys and Girls, Double Penetration, Facials, BDSM Play and Sucking Cock! What really turns me on is a strong willed man who knows who he is!
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12/29/2008 12:07 am |
Well thats cool and nice rulesss.....
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12/28/2008 10:54 pm |
Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!
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12/28/2008 10:41 pm |
'Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!!!!
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12/28/2008 10:35 pm |
Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!!
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k let me redp that i fucked it up twat the night b4 christmas and not a creature was stirring not even a cock there were all the dildos hung with care and there was a chill in there wen i was suddenly awoken it sounded like pulling hair wen i went to go see there she was not fucking me so i asked the old man who the fuck r u he said im santa u stupid damn jew so i said get the from my house or u will soon b dead due to gunshotds to the head merry fucking christmas
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12/28/2008 10:06 pm |
'Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!!!!
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twat the night before christmas and not a creature was stirring not even a cock when all sudden i heard a loud scream wen i went to go and see wen i opened my door there i saw him with my girl on the floor so i said get the fuck out of my house or u will soon be dead do u know who i m the old man said with a with a louse i said yah u r fucking santa now get the fuck from my house
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12/28/2008 9:38 pm |
Dashing thru the cum, with a cum cock dripping sleigh, over her tits we blow, laughing all the way!!! The balls on bob they sing, making the girls all smile, what fun it is to make him cum in an all out orgy tonight, oh juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way! oh what fun it is to ride a huge cock in the hay, Juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way, oh what fun it is to ride his big cock cumming all the way! A day or two ago, while fucking this crazy wild ho, she sat down by my side, and touched my inner thigh, My cock was mean and hard, she sucked and sucked till dark finally i was close, tingling as she stroked, I shot my load in her mouth and this is what she said, Oh my god, oh my god, your cock is so damn good, if i could, then i would, fuck it all damn day! Now that we are here, and all your balls have cum, then maybe my dear, this time next year, I'll let you fuck my rear! HOEEEEEEEEE----------- oh juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way! oh what fun it is to ride a huge cock in the hay, Juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way, oh what fun it is to ride his big cock cumming all the way!
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12/28/2008 7:12 pm |
Dashing through the snow fucking in the sleigh over the tits I go cumming all the way deeper deeper now, I'm making sprits bright oh what fun it to fuck in Santa's sleight tonight
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Horny Ol St. Nicholas, Bring your cock my way, I wont tell a single soul, What were gonna do. When your cock is hard at twelve, We will be fast at play , And your in me real deep With your cock your sure to find My Sweet Spots 3 x's in a row When you hit my " G" Spot You'll surely know Willie wants a blow job, Nellie wants a dildo, Cherry wants a video cam Now I think ill moan real loud What feels the best Cum in me Dear St. Nicholas, Your the Best. 
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12/28/2008 1:40 pm |
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, no creature was stirring not in my ho house, the children nustled in bed while visions of porno danced in their heads, then what to my wandering eyes should appear A fatass on the roof drinking beer, Down the chimney he came with a leaping bound and that's where we got down, he would fuck I would suck, He shot his load up my nose and up the chimney he rose, I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight "Merry Christmas to all and have a good night".
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12/28/2008 11:54 am |
looking sexy
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12/28/2008 11:52 am |
hiiiiiiiiiiiii
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12/28/2008 10:26 am |
Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck it long and hard! I love to feel it Deep inside And please don’t use the Lard! Oh Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass Fuck it nice and deep I know how much you love it Aint I better than a sheep!!!! Fuck my ass real hard And squeeze on my big clit I’m cumming very soon Wish you could suck on it. I like it nice and fast I even like it slow I don’t care how you do it Please just fuck my juicy ass!
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12/28/2008 10:03 am |
Sung to the tune of Chestnuts roasting on and open fire...) My mouth sucking on your hairy balls Your mouth sucking my clit Our screams echo throughout the halls Don’t know how much more I can take of it. You know how I like to nibble and suck on your toes And I like how you slurp on my cock head Seeing stars and I’m all aglow Don’t think we’ll ever get to bed. Know I’m cumming very soon I love the way you suck my cock and hum a tune I’m going to do a trick I know you‘ll like Gonna let you do a threesome with me and Mike
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