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Blogs > starloverdude > I know that's what you

Ramble, ramble, ramble  

starloverdude 62M
780 posts
11/11/2006 12:22 pm

Last Read:
6/7/2007 6:44 pm
Ramble, ramble, ramble

Oh yeah, it's Veteran's Day! I'm a veteran! Hmmm, what to say about my time in the military? I know! Rifle, rifle, bullets, projectiles, gunpowder, howitzers, marching, marching, marching, running like hell, standing in line, lots of standing in line.

Vasectomies? For 'em or agin 'em? Anyone out there had one, or have a significant other who has had one? How did it go?

Tomorrow night. Lots of rolling around naked, together. I hope. If not, oh well, we will think of something else to do, like roll around almost naked, together. I hope.

"Panty lines" I will never regret telling another bad joke.

Change is on the way, big change. Really big change.

This is filler. I want to fill her. Up. With me.

Roast beef versus roast turkey?
you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out...
CB_2 58F

11/11/2006 12:57 pm

 You weren't joking when you said "ramble, ramble, ramble" were you?!
Blogito ergo sum.


starloverdude 62M
1583 posts
11/11/2006 1:07 pm
    Quoting CB_2:
    You weren't joking when you said "ramble, ramble, ramble" were you?!
Nope!
you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out...


rm_skyeone2 71M/52F
7177 posts
11/12/2006 9:10 am

 Roast beef is WAY better than roast turkey

Skye

Blessed Be


starloverdude 62M
1583 posts
11/16/2006 2:05 pm
    Quoting  :
Yeah, but, man, being the guy with the biggest balls had to be cool!

Okay, maybe not. But you did you play dodgeballs in bed that night?
you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out...


starloverdude 62M
1583 posts
11/16/2006 2:07 pm
    Quoting rm_skyeone2:
    Roast beef is WAY better than roast turkey

    Skye
A woman with the name "Skye" voting for the slaughtered cow, protecting the noble turkey. How predictable.
you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out...


starloverdude 62M
1583 posts
11/16/2006 2:10 pm
    Quoting SweetMysterie:
    The beef, definitely. I think I could some up with more jokes for the beef roasting.

    Why can't you tell a cow a secret?

    Because it goes in one ear and out the udder.
There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer, noticing this, went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd." The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

(i'm sorry, so very sorry for that. snicker, snicker)
you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out...


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